5th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Hey look, a certain denizen of the ocean finally figured out how to use the telephone after almost an entire month of living in Mayfield!  Squid Girl's voice comes ringing over the lines loud and clear, and also completely unfiltered.  Hey, let's not ask for miracles, okay?  It's amazing she even made it this far on her own.  Anyway, she's excited as heck, and about to make a huge announcement.]

"Attention, people of Mayfield!  This is Squid Girl speaking!  I am pleased to announce that I have just formed an unofficial alliance with the nation of Taiwan - it's called the Squid Girl-Taiwanese Unofficial Alliance!  I've also been informed that there's no ocean here to pollute, so I've decided to protect whatever water there is in Mayfield, starting with that pond in the park!  If you pollute it, you'll have to answer to both me and my new ally!  And if anyone messes with one of us, you'll now have to fight us both!  So do the smart thing and give up now - there's no way you'll be able to resist our combined powers!"

[At this point, there's a few seconds of silence.  She's trying to think of something cool to say to wrap this thing up.]

"...That is all!"

[Totally nailed it.]

Comments

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... are you protecting the water that comes out of the faucet, too...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

If necessary!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

...

... does that mean I can't drink it...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Drinking is fine! Just don't pollute it!

[teawithpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Protecting the environment is indeed a worthy cause although your methods at achieving it do seem awfully... Hostile.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Humans don't understand anything but force!

[teawithpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Come now. There are many other ways to solve a dispute rather than violence.

[naicha]

<sub>[ Normally she would go why would you do that

only Taiwan kind of believes her and actually finds her endearing. At least she knows that there are no oceans in Mayfield. Wait, did she say she didn't know this for a month? Ah, Taiwan doesn't have her military strength in this town in case someone fights them... Hold on, fight!? Is that the same as teaching them a lesson? (protip: Teaching a lesson = probably punching people.) ]</sub>

Ah, I don't have my armed forces though, and all my equipment's back home. _{[ Also America owes her fighter jets always. ]}

B-but I'll get my strength back soon - I'm definitely not gonna let you down, you know!

_{[ Oh well. She recognized her. ;u; Nation of Taiwan... ]}

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Don't worry! I'm sure everything will be fine!

1/2

[naicha]

... Yeah.

[naicha]

But why would they give up? We're not at war, right? ... No one's polluting the water yet, right?

Call

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Squid girl?"

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Why do you call yourself squid girl?"

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Can it kid. There are enough problems without you running around being noisy."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Shut up, enemy of the sea!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Hey, I like the sea. Without it I wouldn't be able to go to the beach.

I just don't like you."

[lamingtons]

Good onya, babe!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Was it a good speech?

[lamingtons]

It was beautiful, well done.

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

I feel so much safer now.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, we'll do a good job!

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Protecting the oceans? Ahhh~ That sounds like a noble goal~

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, isn't it?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

How do you plan to stop people from dumping trash in the waters?