7th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Today after school, Squid Girl can be found bustling about in the front yard of 452 Stone Street.  She's got the hose out, and is diligently spraying jets of water at the front door of the house.  Every so often, she fills up a nearby bucket and throws the water at one of the windows.]

"C'mon, freeze!  What am I doing wrong!"

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You have to be ready for anything!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Of course, but is that a common occurrence here?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah! A turkey tried to kill me a few weeks ago!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Hm, I didn't know this place had any wild turkeys. But I have heard they can be quite vicious.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, this one was dead.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

A dead turkey attacked you. How?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

With a knife.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

I have never heard of anything like that happening before.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was pretty weird!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm sure a zombie turkey would be.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I defeated it, though!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Was there only one?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just the one.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear, I suppose.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Something like that is nothing! I'm definitely stronger than surface creatures.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

I suppose so.

What is your name?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[And now she looks irritated.]

"Nevermind what my name is."

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Hm? I apologize, that may have been too forward of me.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's fine. You'll just make fun of it if I tell you anyway, like everybody else does.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't, but you don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You really promise you won't laugh?

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

I promise.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"...It's Squid Girl."

[Looking like she clearly expects him to laugh or be all like '...really?' or one of the usual reactions.]

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

[He can see why she was self-conscious about it, but he doesn't laugh.]

I'm Dimitri Allen.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hey, you really didn't make fun of me!