8th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

Hey!  What was that weird music just now all about?  Is that part of Christmas?  Does it mean I'm getting more presents like that teleporter machine Santa gave me last week?

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[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

Your side?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Why else would he give me stuff?

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

What is your side?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm fighting for the creatures of the sea!

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

Why?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Because humans just dump their trash and oil in the water without even thinking about how it hurts the things that live there!

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

I see.

[No she doesn't really. But hey, AI here.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But so far, everyone I've met here has been really nice about it. Some of them even apologized to me.

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

That is a bad thing?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm just not used to it. Nobody ever listened to me back home. They just made me work at their stupid beach cafe.

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

Why is that?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Eiko never took me seriously from the start. The others just treat me like a little kid.

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

Do you like it better here then?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No, I definitely need to get back home. This place isn't near the ocean at all! There's nothing for me to protect here.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... you have a teleportation device...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It actually probably isn't.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... oh...

... what is it...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

A snowglobe.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

...

... why did you think it was a teleporter...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It was a misunderstanding.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... oh...

... that's too bad... a teleporter would've been useful...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Maybe Santa will bring you one!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... probably not... I asked for something else...

...

... I'll probably get coal, anyway...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's what you get for wanting to eat people.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... oh, no... ... it's not because of that...