1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Wow... overlords from the sea. ☠☠☠☠ original kid.

Also you're in the wrong ☠☠☠☠ place for this.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? This is the surface, isn't it?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It might be space. It's ☠☠☠☠ Mayfield.

I don't even think there is an ocean anywhere around here. So your ☠☠☠☠ kid.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No ocean?! But where will the reinforcements come from?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Unless you ☠☠☠☠ minions, you're ☠☠☠☠ kid.

Welcome to Mayfield.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then I'll just have to conquer this place on my own, one person at a time!

[teh-sword.livejournal.com]

[]

Excuse me?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Were you born stupid or is this something they teach villains in how to be a bad guy school?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You heard me! Bow before your new master!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Squid don't swim in schools.

[teh-sword.livejournal.com]

...you?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[teh-sword.livejournal.com]

O-okay, okay. Jeeze. Just... walk me through that again. You have a squid?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't have a squid, I am a squid! Are all humans this dumb?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Are you making fun of me kid?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That depends. Are you making fun of me?

[teh-sword.livejournal.com]

No. Just. You don't look like a squid.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"But what about my tentacles?"

[Points to her hair - for reference, it looks like this (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/fit200x200/encyc/A10867-3.jpg).]

[teh-sword.livejournal.com]

...your hair? []

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"No, they're tentacles! Here, watch!"

[And she just glares at Ren for a few moments. Nothing happens.]

[bestwishes]

... What?

[You have just earned a blank stare from this passing Pokémon Trainer.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Do you have water in your ears? I said I'm going to invade!

[bestwishes]

Invade Mayfield? I mean, I guess you can try but...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Mayfield? Is that what you humans call the surface?

[bestwishes]

No, no... Mayfield is the name of the town!