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Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2011-01-25 02:24 pm

14th Invasion

[Today after school lets out, Squid Girl can be found on the front lawn of 452 Stone Street doing some combat practice - or rather, that's what she thinks she's doing.  To the casual observer, it looks more like she's dangerously flailing ten kitchen knives all over the place with her tentacles while yelling various things.]

"Hah!  Take that!  Feel the power of my Ten Bladed Whirlwind technique!"

[She alternates through a couple of different routines: stabbing wildly at thin air, hurling the knives into a nearby tree before reaching out with her tentacles to draw them back out again, and just spinning them around in a dangerous circle all around her body.  Someone might want to stop her before she hurts herself or somebody else.]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
So what the heck am I training for, anyway? If I can't even beat one person, how am I going to enslave all the humans in the name of oceankind?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I won't, don't worry!"

[WHOOPS ALMOST JUST DID]

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[putting a hand on her head]

Show me you have the heart to kill and I will be sure to grant you such power.

[identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
... and don't stab me, either...

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I do that? Unless you brought that crazy gun of yours with you.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
What? I don't want to kill the humans. Then who would serve me when I take over the surface?

[identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
... my crazy gun is always with me...

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"You're not gonna use it on me, are you?"

[Waving knives around threateningly!]

[identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
... why would I...?

[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Why would I make something like that up? I'm being serious here, the least you should do is listen to me seriously."

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You will never get any to serve you unless you make an example. You must never be hesitant to kill. That is why this is your test.

[identity profile] perfectvoice.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
[La-dee-da, la-dee-da--

OH GOD IS THAT A KNIFE THAT JUST ALMOST HIT HER?!]


Hey, what are you doing?!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Wheeeee, she barely even notices.]

"Combat training!"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
So I win by not blinking?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Kill, huh...

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not act like you have not killed. You eat the bounty of the sea, do you not? What makes these mongrels here any different?

[identity profile] perfectvoice.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
B-But you might hurt someone!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It just... feels different.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, that's the whole point.

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a greater life form than humans, are you not?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I am!

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you are hesitating for no reason.

[identity profile] perfectvoice.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...Someone who didn't mean to do anything to you.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[And hesitating some more! This is a difficult thing she's being asked to consider here, and there are emotions swirling around inside her that run counter to what she spouts from her mouth a good deal of the time.]

"But some of the humans are nice to me."

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