14th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Today after school lets out, Squid Girl can be found on the front lawn of 452 Stone Street doing some combat practice - or rather, that's what she thinks she's doing.  To the casual observer, it looks more like she's dangerously flailing ten kitchen knives all over the place with her tentacles while yelling various things.]

"Hah!  Take that!  Feel the power of my Ten Bladed Whirlwind technique!"

[She alternates through a couple of different routines: stabbing wildly at thin air, hurling the knives into a nearby tree before reaching out with her tentacles to draw them back out again, and just spinning them around in a dangerous circle all around her body.  Someone might want to stop her before she hurts herself or somebody else.]

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[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"I supposed I could help you out."

[Miki jumps from the porch to Squid Girls yard, landing in a fighting stance about 10 feet from where Squid girl is standing.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well hurry up and get that back, then!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't want to kill anyone! I'm just trying to win a fight.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"All right, you asked for it!"

[And she rushes straight at Miki, knives a-flailin'.]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

"You realize the most direct method to winning a fight -is- to kill the foe, right? But.. if you're not trying to kill someone, ah.... well, I can help with that too. The concepts are the same but using knives is not exactly the best way to -avoid- killing someone in a fight. Sharp edges." [she gestures to one of Squiddy's knives]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But he's going to use swords against me when we fight again, so I thought I should counterattack with something like that.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

"Who is he? Another part of winning a fight is knowing how best to defeat your foe."

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[With alarming speed Miki closes in on the squid, narrowly avoiding any stray knives, save for a few dramatic scratches. She she closes in, she appears to be throwing a punch which (if she is able to make it close enough to squiddy), she will pull in towards her chest at the last second, turning it into a headbutt.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Gilgamesh, King of Heroes. Or that's what he keeps saying, anyway.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

That's dumb. That's a quitter's way, all augmenting yourself. Oughta just be proud enough to use what strength you have, yes ma'am.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But the guy I'm gonna fight has like fifty swords! Why should I fight fair if he's not?

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Well then you just gotta get him by his most prized possession. That the appropriate way to fight dirty.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

He owns a lot of stuff, though.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Well hell, you can see his legs, can'tcha?

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

[She sniffs]

"That's a pretentious sounding title for anyone who isn't a flame haze. What sort of person is he?"

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What does that have to do with anything?

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... tell Mayfield to hurry up and give it back...

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Well there a spot right between 'em and if you hit that? You pretty much gonna knock his ass out all instantly.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh! A secret weak point!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Stupid Mayfield.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Some jerk.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Yup, totally didn't see that one coming. Miki's much more experienced at this sort of thing than Squid Girl is, so she pretty much lays her out flat in the snow.]

"Ow!"

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

[She chuckles briefly]

"Anyway, let's get back to teaching you how to beat him down then."

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Ah, Squid Girl-san, good day to you. ...I see that you have. Well done.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Pretty soon I'll be ready to upgrade to ten swords!