14th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Today after school lets out, Squid Girl can be found on the front lawn of 452 Stone Street doing some combat practice - or rather, that's what she thinks she's doing.  To the casual observer, it looks more like she's dangerously flailing ten kitchen knives all over the place with her tentacles while yelling various things.]

"Hah!  Take that!  Feel the power of my Ten Bladed Whirlwind technique!"

[She alternates through a couple of different routines: stabbing wildly at thin air, hurling the knives into a nearby tree before reaching out with her tentacles to draw them back out again, and just spinning them around in a dangerous circle all around her body.  Someone might want to stop her before she hurts herself or somebody else.]

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

[Turning around to look for him. Once she spots him, she extends a tentacle to wave a knife in front of his face.]

"Come out of there!"

[bombbrat]

Don't do that, moron!

[Stepping out of the bushes.] Because it's stupid, that's why!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Moves the knife aside~]

"And why does everyone keep saying that too?"

[bombbrat]

You're waving around knives.

With your hair.

With an embarrassing technique.

How could anyone see that as anything BUT stupid?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"But I've got knives! Ten of them!"

[Waving them around all BOOGA BOOGA]

[bombbrat]

Stop doing that! You're going to put someone's eye out, moron!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So it does scare you!

[bombbrat]

It's not a threat. It's annoying.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Aren't you worried I'll cut or stab you?

[bombbrat]

No. I'm worried that your stupidity is going to cause you to stab someone else.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I have complete control over all ten of these tentacles, I'll have you know.