14th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Today after school lets out, Squid Girl can be found on the front lawn of 452 Stone Street doing some combat practice - or rather, that's what she thinks she's doing.  To the casual observer, it looks more like she's dangerously flailing ten kitchen knives all over the place with her tentacles while yelling various things.]

"Hah!  Take that!  Feel the power of my Ten Bladed Whirlwind technique!"

[She alternates through a couple of different routines: stabbing wildly at thin air, hurling the knives into a nearby tree before reaching out with her tentacles to draw them back out again, and just spinning them around in a dangerous circle all around her body.  Someone might want to stop her before she hurts herself or somebody else.]

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I am! I'm using them to hold the knives!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

That's dumb. That's a quitter's way, all augmenting yourself. Oughta just be proud enough to use what strength you have, yes ma'am.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But the guy I'm gonna fight has like fifty swords! Why should I fight fair if he's not?

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Well then you just gotta get him by his most prized possession. That the appropriate way to fight dirty.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

He owns a lot of stuff, though.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Well hell, you can see his legs, can'tcha?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What does that have to do with anything?

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Well there a spot right between 'em and if you hit that? You pretty much gonna knock his ass out all instantly.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh! A secret weak point!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Ain't too secret, but it all a weakpoint.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'll try that next time, then! He'll never see that coming!