15th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Well, it seems the horrible human plague of high fevers and sweaty palms is finally over, so Squid Girl has crawled out from under her covers to conquer Mayfield anew!

[First she heads for the phones.]

Looks like the stupid human plague is finally over.  You guys get the dumbest diseases, you know that?  The first thing I'm going to do when I'm in charge is wipe that off the face of the planet.  It's way too annoying.

[Later on, she heads over to her biffle Taiwan's house carrying a small package along with her and knocking excitedly on her door.]

Taiwan!  Hey, Taiwan!  Open up!

[Late that night, anyone wandering around Mayfield's streets may see a strange blue glowing form headed their way.  Depending on your character's particular proclivities toward being terrified or belief in the supernatural, it may look like a will-o-wisp, a ghost, or a full-on glowing demon from the sixth level of hell ready to devour your character whole.  Or it may just look like Squid Girl cheerfully waving her tentacles about as she glows with a soft blue light.  Your choice.  Either way, she's out wandering the streets trying out her newly regained bioluminescence ability.]

Comments

GHOST

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki is turning white and muttering incoherently.]

THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Squid Girl picks up on Miki's fear and approaches slowly, flashing the light on and off at random intervals as she waves her tentacles back and forth in the air. She even makes 'woOOooOoOOoOoOoo' sounds and wiggles her fingers for extra effect.]

Re: THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G [And so on]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Gains speed!]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki moves into a fighting stance, though her body is vibrating like a slinky in a paint mixer.]

D-Don't come any c-closer!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[And hey, let's go for the gold here. Shooting out two tentacles toward Miki!]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki stumbles backwards, eventually falling on her ass. She continues stuttering in fear.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[wrapping the tentacles around Miki and lifting her off the ground]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki mutters silently to the specter that has captured her.]

Please don't take me to hell!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[And finally, Squid Girl pulls Miki in close... slowly...]

Hey! It's just me!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Oh...Uh.. heh.. that's a kind of a scary trick.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You were totally freaked out! That was great!

[Shamelessly laughing~]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I guess I was!

[Miki walks towards squid girl. Laughing mirthfully, she attempts to pick her up under the shoulders.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

H-hey, what are you doing?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki turns and walks squid girl over towards Miki's house at 453 Stone. Her laugh becomes increasingly manic as she kicks open the door and heads towards the restroom.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

W-what are you doing? Stop it!

[FLAILING AROUND NOW]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[As Miki enters the restroom, she turns the flailing squid girl upside down over the toiler (which, since Miki lives with 2 men is conveniently up,) and dunks her like a donut. She reaches for the handle with a toothy grin.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[SHOOTING OUT TENTACLES TO BLOCK BEING DUNKED]

No! Stop it! I was just joking!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[In a rigid, almost monotone voice.]

IT WAS A VERY FUNNY JOKE ehheheheheheh CAN'T [Push] YOU SEE [PUSH] THAT I AM LAUGHING? [BIG PUSH]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Squid Girl strains as hard as she can against the pushing, several tentacles wrapped around the toilet bowl itself as a few more push back from around the edges.]

I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[It's no fun torturing crying people, so Miki lets go of the adamant cephalopod.]

Well as long as you are sorry! I guess I should make it up to you, do you want anything to eat?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Shrimp!

[It's the automatic answer.]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

I don't know if we have any shrimp, but I can make some fried rice and put whatever I can find in it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I guess that's okay.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

If you can find some shrimp I'd be happy to throw it in there.