15th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Well, it seems the horrible human plague of high fevers and sweaty palms is finally over, so Squid Girl has crawled out from under her covers to conquer Mayfield anew!

[First she heads for the phones.]

Looks like the stupid human plague is finally over.  You guys get the dumbest diseases, you know that?  The first thing I'm going to do when I'm in charge is wipe that off the face of the planet.  It's way too annoying.

[Later on, she heads over to her biffle Taiwan's house carrying a small package along with her and knocking excitedly on her door.]

Taiwan!  Hey, Taiwan!  Open up!

[Late that night, anyone wandering around Mayfield's streets may see a strange blue glowing form headed their way.  Depending on your character's particular proclivities toward being terrified or belief in the supernatural, it may look like a will-o-wisp, a ghost, or a full-on glowing demon from the sixth level of hell ready to devour your character whole.  Or it may just look like Squid Girl cheerfully waving her tentacles about as she glows with a soft blue light.  Your choice.  Either way, she's out wandering the streets trying out her newly regained bioluminescence ability.]

Comments

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

Bluh! This is stupid.

At least now you won't want to be my friend, right?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I guess if you really don't want to be.

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

What? What is that?

Are you sad? Seriously? I'm the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You'd be better off not being friends with me. Why in the world do you look sad over that fact?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm not sad! Who'd be sad about that? I have plenty of other friends anyway!

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

Good! It's not like I wanted to be friends with some glowy squid girl, anyway!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Your loss!

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, you're obviously right about that! I will undoubtedly be regretting the loss of this forsaken opportunity soon to come.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You definitely will!

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

I won't be regretting it as much as you're already regretting failing to befriend me!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But I did try to befriend you! You're the one that didn't want to!

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

That's because you suck at it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You're way worse at it than I am!

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding?! I wasn't even trying! If I wanted to, I could befriend your face off!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try!

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

How would one even go about showing their ability to befriend people? That is not something anyone can do on command. That is stupid.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I knew you couldn't do it.

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

Okay, you know what? Fuck you, fuck me, and fuck this. You want to see my skills at befriending people, as stupid and utterly useless a skill like that may be?

YOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND. There is nothing you can say, do, or glow to change that. See? I have you cornered. Friendship is nothing more than a tactical wargame played by idiots.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

All right, great!

[Yup, totally satisfied with this result. She clearly thinks she won this little exchange.]

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

WHAT? NO, NOT GREAT! I rejected your advance, insulted you in numerous ways, and completely trounced you! You shouldn't be okay with this!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But I wanted to be friends. Why wouldn't I be happy about it?

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

FUCK!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

[Walking away waving.]

[kinda-crabby.livejournal.com]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!