15th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Well, it seems the horrible human plague of high fevers and sweaty palms is finally over, so Squid Girl has crawled out from under her covers to conquer Mayfield anew!

[First she heads for the phones.]

Looks like the stupid human plague is finally over.  You guys get the dumbest diseases, you know that?  The first thing I'm going to do when I'm in charge is wipe that off the face of the planet.  It's way too annoying.

[Later on, she heads over to her biffle Taiwan's house carrying a small package along with her and knocking excitedly on her door.]

Taiwan!  Hey, Taiwan!  Open up!

[Late that night, anyone wandering around Mayfield's streets may see a strange blue glowing form headed their way.  Depending on your character's particular proclivities toward being terrified or belief in the supernatural, it may look like a will-o-wisp, a ghost, or a full-on glowing demon from the sixth level of hell ready to devour your character whole.  Or it may just look like Squid Girl cheerfully waving her tentacles about as she glows with a soft blue light.  Your choice.  Either way, she's out wandering the streets trying out her newly regained bioluminescence ability.]

Comments

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Take th'm up on that off'r.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I did. I need to get better fast.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

B'cause th' might leave?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No, so I can beat that Gilgamesh guy!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Y' 'd better get good b'fore atacking h'm.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

He still has way more swords than me, but if I train enough, maybe I can win!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

's not always about numb'rs.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Miki said I should poison him, and that Old Gregg guy says I should hit him between the legs. So I guess I'll try that.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Y' only hit him b'tween th' legs when th're is no oth'r way.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Why can't I just do that first?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

's very d'shonorable.

[Also as a male himself he does not approve of it.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, throwing 30 swords at someone through a big glowing portal isn't very honorable either.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Y' want t' sink down t' his level?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I just want to win. I don't care how.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Gives her a very. Judging. Stare.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What? Is there something wrong with that? He's cheating, so why shouldn't I?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Y' winning should mean 'n improvement.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But why shouldn't I take any advantage I can get?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

D' y' have no "honor" 'n yer place?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Not in the ocean. It's eat or be eaten out there.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

...Y' are more sentient than normal fish.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What's that got to do with it?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Sentient be'ngs usually have social rules t' prevent th't.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Nope, the ocean doesn't have anything like that.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

'm see.

[Well, he won't lecture her about honor if that other person is from her place and will not know about it, either.]