18th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not dissuaded our champions of ecological responsibility on this fine spring day, and so they can be found going around town all day long enthusiastically handing out and hanging up flyers all over town.

Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup.  It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!' (shamelessly yanked from Yana's previous posts about this).  Some of Taiwan's flyers also have pictures of Squid Girl in her Cure Marine costume accompanied by a cute little lobster sidekick with a pink bow.

Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]

Here!  Take one of these flyers!  They're for ocean awareness!

((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing.  We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through!  For maximum lulz potential.))

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[crescented.livejournal.com]

[Accepting the shake, then:]

Yesterday! This place kinda defies logic, eh?

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

But they don't remember things from Mayfield when they get back home.

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

Ye-es. What powers are those, exactly? Perhaps you don't have to carry pens around with you?

[She smiles. Apparently this is a joke.]

[naicha]

_{[ She swats his hand away and covers the same spot with both hands. ]}

What else am I supposed to do in a place like this? There aren't any oceans around...

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

My, my, beating up humans? Is this in relation to your homeland?

[ You see her eyes flash into a strong malevolence briefly before returning to what they were. ]

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Most of my time on Earth as a person has been by the sea."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[S-STUNNED]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's why I have to get stronger!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So you'll help too, right?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I can do everything a squid can do! I'll show you if you want.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But I bet you know some people who do, don't you?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm going to invade and conquer them!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[deadpan stare]

"I know Peaceland was also involved in a massive campaign to clean the beaches and sea around it, because most of its money came from tourism, and who wants to swim in a disgusting sea. I would have to ask the king for more details though and, currently I can't."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I've never seen a pink one before...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

W-well, maybe I could form a diplomatic alliance with him!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"If you wait 3 years, you may be able to talk to the first princess. But due to political issues, as well as not being comfortable with the role she has opted to remain Nergal Heavy Industries property till she was 18."

[naicha]

They're really popular at Hong Kong's place! They like him a lot! There's another sort of pink dolphin that lives in the Amazon River, too.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I want to meet one! Dolphins are really nice.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh... so you know the princess? Is she a friend of yours?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"No. I am her. But, for complex reasons, I'm currently an independent citizen working for UN-Spacey."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Do you want to be allies when you take the throne, then?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Can we be friends first, as, technically I have 5 brothers who were raised as politicians, and I was only found when I was 12 to be the princess. That being said, none of them are terribly bright, but I am not entirely certain I wish to go into politics. My way of dealing with backstabbing and trickery is considered by many to be unacceptable."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Sure, we can be friends first! I don't normally make friends with humans, but you love the ocean, so I'll make an exception just for you.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"The ocean is the source of all life on Earth. People who don't realize that are idiots, and need to be told they are, or they won't learn. And thank you."

[She smiles very slightly, cheeks flushing just a twinge of red]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

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