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Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2011-04-29 10:36 am

19th Invasion

[Squid Girl's been getting progressively more annoyed with all this prom talk.  As near as she can tell from listening in on phone conversations and around town, it's some weird human mating dance, which means she's not interested at all.  Instead, she's been derping around town like she do, and has discovered the wonder of fire hydrants.  Don't ask why or how, but she can be found in one of several situations:

1. Somehow, and for some reason, Squid Girl has managed to rip the cap off the side of the fire hydrant!  Unfortunately, she's standing directly in front of it when this happens, resulting in a situation rather like this:



2. She's recovered from the earlier surprise attack by the jet of water inside the hydrant, and has discovered that she's able to aim the water if she sits behind it and uses her tentacles to turn it from side to side.  Unfortunately, she's not really looking at what she's aiming at, so it's very possible that your character is about to be hit with a pressurized blast of water.  Look out!

3. Having replaced the cap on the side of the hydrant, Squid Girl has now torn the top off instead.  There is water spraying up into the air all over the place, and she's dressed in a white swimsuit running around like an excited little kid playing in a sprinkler in their back yard.  Except it's a huge sprinkler shooting water several feet into the air at high speeds, so it's even better.]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I can survive at much higher pressure than you humans! I would have been fine.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Than you humans? This... Isn't some stupid plot to flood the surface world for Atlantis or something, is it?"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No, just to conquer the humans in the name of squidkind.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Does squidkind really WANT to have to deal with being in charge of humans?"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's better than having them keep polluting the ocean.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah um... Is there even an ocean here?"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not important right now!

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're not related to a tall blonde guy with a spear for a hand that never smiles, are you? Cause you sound just the same."

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Half tempted to just call you Aquagirl anyways.. But you don't look to be the super hero type."

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"That does explain the tentacles. I bet they love you in Japan."

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I am pretty popular there.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just this face. This face FOREVER!}