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moemoetentacles) wrote2011-04-29 10:36 am
moemoetentacles) wrote2011-04-29 10:36 am
19th Invasion
[Squid Girl's been getting progressively more annoyed with all this prom talk. As near as she can tell from listening in on phone conversations and around town, it's some weird human mating dance, which means she's not interested at all. Instead, she's been derping around town like she do, and has discovered the wonder of fire hydrants. Don't ask why or how, but she can be found in one of several situations:
1. Somehow, and for some reason, Squid Girl has managed to rip the cap off the side of the fire hydrant! Unfortunately, she's standing directly in front of it when this happens, resulting in a situation rather like this:
2. She's recovered from the earlier surprise attack by the jet of water inside the hydrant, and has discovered that she's able to aim the water if she sits behind it and uses her tentacles to turn it from side to side. Unfortunately, she's not really looking at what she's aiming at, so it's very possible that your character is about to be hit with a pressurized blast of water. Look out!
3. Having replaced the cap on the side of the hydrant, Squid Girl has now torn the top off instead. There is water spraying up into the air all over the place, and she's dressed in a white swimsuit running around like an excited little kid playing in a sprinkler in their back yard. Except it's a huge sprinkler shooting water several feet into the air at high speeds, so it's even better.]
1. Somehow, and for some reason, Squid Girl has managed to rip the cap off the side of the fire hydrant! Unfortunately, she's standing directly in front of it when this happens, resulting in a situation rather like this:
2. She's recovered from the earlier surprise attack by the jet of water inside the hydrant, and has discovered that she's able to aim the water if she sits behind it and uses her tentacles to turn it from side to side. Unfortunately, she's not really looking at what she's aiming at, so it's very possible that your character is about to be hit with a pressurized blast of water. Look out!
3. Having replaced the cap on the side of the hydrant, Squid Girl has now torn the top off instead. There is water spraying up into the air all over the place, and she's dressed in a white swimsuit running around like an excited little kid playing in a sprinkler in their back yard. Except it's a huge sprinkler shooting water several feet into the air at high speeds, so it's even better.]
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BEASTMAN DOWN! I REPEAT: BEASTMAN DOWN! AND SOAKING WET!]
Gagh!
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Get it off me!
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[...
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...moves the hydrant so it's pointing elsewhere.]
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Yeah. Exactly like that.]
What in the world just happened?!
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I found a powerful new weapon!
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Where did you even get such a weapon? I didn't know such things existed that you can shoot water at will at anything!
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