moemoetentacles | 23rd Invasion

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So, um... I have a question.

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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

I dunno, I still think that a wizard who has to look up all their spells is either dumb or lazy.

Wh-who wants to know a spell called tentacle porn off by heart anyway?

Beats me! I don't even know what it does!

There're plenty other spells to know. It doesn't even sound powerful.

Shows what you know.

You don't know anything either.

I bet I know more about tentacles than you do!

Sooo? What's the deal with them?

I use them to capture food!

Sounds like a hassle to me.

No, it's really awesome! I also use them to defend myself.

Huh? Are you some kind of sea youkai?

I'm a squid.

Oh. ... I don't think a squid really needs to know magic.

But how else will I conquer the human world?

Shouldn't you've thought about that before?

I-it's a work in progress!

Uhhh huuuhhh, sure sounds like it...

You won't be laughing anymore when I'm in charge of everything!

That's because it won't happen!

You don't know that!

Yeah I do!

Do not!

Do too!

Do not!

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