[lovely day to be out and about. a little too cold for Ray's liking, but hey, that's what coats are for.
he's on his way home from his morning patrol when he hears the sound of glass exploding followed by a sharp whoosh of air as something big sails through the air right at him. the cigarette he's currently in the process of smoking drops from his lips, and he wastes no time with grabbing for his neutrona wand, taking aim, and firing at the evil, otherworldly -
...turkey?
uh oh.
stuffed with all the trimmings, but the look and smell of it. that's what splatters him and his clothes when the bird disintegrates, but surprisingly -]
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Date: 2011-11-25 04:45 am (UTC)he's on his way home from his morning patrol when he hears the sound of glass exploding followed by a sharp whoosh of air as something big sails through the air right at him. the cigarette he's currently in the process of smoking drops from his lips, and he wastes no time with grabbing for his neutrona wand, taking aim, and firing at the evil, otherworldly -
...turkey?
uh oh.
stuffed with all the trimmings, but the look and smell of it. that's what splatters him and his clothes when the bird disintegrates, but surprisingly -]
...Delicious.
[it tastes great!]