28th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Action; outside 462 Stone Street; afternoon]

[Anyone passing by Squid Girl's house may notice a new addition to the back yard.  Right next to the saltwater pond Hajime put there for her (which is now frozen over for the winter), there now stands a wooden structure that should remind anyone of a certain ocean-dwelling troublemaker.  And said ocean-dwelling troublemaker has been sitting inside ever since she opened her regain, periodically coming out to shake her fist at anyone who walks by.]

Yeah, that's right!  Just keep on walking!  This is Squidbase, the official headquarters for my great invasion of the surface world!  And it's way cooler than anybody else's headquarters!  If you try to invade it, you'll be sorry!

[Action; outside 462 Stone Street; evening]

[It's starting to get dark, and Squid Girl has been stubbornly sitting inside Squidbase all day long.  The place doesn't have any electricity or heat, or even a proper floor, so even though she's sheltered from the snow, she's starting to get hungry and cold.  Anyone who passes by at this point might spy her sitting in there shivering, still weakly ranting as her teeth chatter.]

I-I'll never give up this base...

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Can you help me get weapons too?

[klorbags.livejournal.com]

Surely, some of them do! As I am listening to you now.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But none of them care about the ocean. Humans just take things like that for granted.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

What kinda weapons did you want?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Heat-seeking missiles!

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh.....

I don't know how to get those...

[klorbags.livejournal.com]

Well, that surely does not merit an invasion, but rather, a news campaign or information.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What about fighter jets?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Nobody listens to that kind of stuff.

[klorbags.livejournal.com]

Do not give up, my friend! Progress can be made even if it seems slow.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Do they even have those here?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But by then it'll be too late and the humans will destroy the entire ocean!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't know.

[klorbags.livejournal.com]

The ocean is very large, compared to the landmass of Earth, at any rate, which is not such a large planet. Such things have been known to happen, I suppose, but humans are an essentially good species. Do not give up!

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Have you looked? I don't think they even have those on TV here....

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm... oh, I know! Battleships!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You really think they'd actually listen?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Battleship...?

Y'know.... there's a box in the closet at my house that says that. I never opened it though...

[Guess what game was published in the thirties by Milton Bradley?]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then open it up! There's equipment vital to the mission inside!

[klorbags.livejournal.com]

You must have confidence that justice will prevail, my friend.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So you want me to believe that humans will just decide to be nice, all on their own? Without me attacking them or anything to force them into it?