9th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Hello, neighbors!  Terrified enough of Christmas yet?  Because Squid Girl might be here to help you out with that.  At 452 Stone Street, there is some terrified screaming emanating from the house - both from Squid Girl herself for those who recognize her voice, as well as a chorus of unfamiliar screams.  After a few minutes of this, a window opens on the front of the house and a bucket of shrimp and lobster with human faces is tossed unceremoniously into the yard.  Squid Girl leans out of the window to yell at them.]

"Go away!  Leave me alone!  You're not delicious at all!"

[She is met only with further screaming as the hideously warped seafood lies there on the front lawn.]

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[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"No! Come here! You'll really see it this time! It's different from the attack turkeys, I swear!"

[runs into the living room to try to drag him by the arm over to the window]

[addittotheheap.livejournal.com]

[ FINE he will let you drag him along BUT HE WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT IT ]

This better be zetta important!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"There! See?"

[She heads over to the window and points at the hideous human-headed shrimp and lobster laying all over the front lawn. As soon as she's within eyeshot, the ones that can see the window start screaming.]

[addittotheheap.livejournal.com]

[ He walks out so he's next to her and stares for a moment. ]

What the factor are those supposed to be?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Shrimp and lobster, but they have those stupid screaming human faces!

[addittotheheap.livejournal.com]

... Solve for y.

[ He isn't connecting this to the Christmas letters yet because, hey, he got a calculator like he asked for. ]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Huh? Solve what for y?