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[Hello, neighbors!  Terrified enough of Christmas yet?  Because Squid Girl might be here to help you out with that.  At 452 Stone Street, there is some terrified screaming emanating from the house - both from Squid Girl herself for those who recognize her voice, as well as a chorus of unfamiliar screams.  After a few minutes of this, a window opens on the front of the house and a bucket of shrimp and lobster with human faces is tossed unceremoniously into the yard.  Squid Girl leans out of the window to yell at them.]

"Go away!  Leave me alone!  You're not delicious at all!"

[She is met only with further screaming as the hideously warped seafood lies there on the front lawn.]

Date: 2010-12-25 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
...

*Nanashi is there, staring at the weird seafood gone wrong*

... you shouldn't genetically modify your food...

Date: 2010-12-26 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... then what is that...?

*she pokes one of the lobsters with her foot*

Date: 2010-12-26 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Santa sent it to me. Stupid jerk.

Date: 2010-12-26 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... oh...

...

... I only got a coal sculpture...

Date: 2010-12-26 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"It's better than stupid screaming lobster faces."

[The ones that can still see her are still screaming, with their hideous, hideous human faces.]

"...Shut up already!"

Date: 2010-12-26 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
...

...

... I wonder if they taste like normal shrimp and lobster...?

Date: 2010-12-26 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Eat them if you want to. I don't want to look at them anymore. Just get them out of here.

Date: 2010-12-26 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... okay...

...

*she seems to change her mind, however, as she just kind of suddenly wanders off without taking even one*

Date: 2010-12-26 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Hey! I said get rid of these things!

Date: 2010-12-26 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
*nope, she's not coming back*

Date: 2010-12-26 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[slams the window shut and goes inside]

Date: 2010-12-25 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
[Luna comes to from droning to seeing her sister figure flinging crustacean-humans]

...Are you redecorating?

Date: 2010-12-26 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"No way! I don't even know what those things are supposed to be!"

[She points frantically at the still-screaming heads before slamming down the window.]

Date: 2010-12-26 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
...I don't believe I've ever seen anything like them either.

[she ducks low to peek out the window]

Have you tried asking?

Date: 2010-12-26 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
I would hope they would at least know what they are.

Date: 2010-12-26 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
But all they've been doing is screaming.

Date: 2010-12-26 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
Perhaps they will scream an answer as to why they're so upset?

Date: 2010-12-26 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
It may quiet them eventually...

Date: 2010-12-26 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
You talk to them if you want. Those things creep me out.

Date: 2010-12-27 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
[Luna cautiously opens the window again]

Hello?

[they keep screaming

Luna
slowly
closes
the
window]


They aren't very clear.

Date: 2010-12-27 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
Have they been doing this long?

Date: 2010-12-27 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Ever since I opened that stupid present from Santa.

Date: 2010-12-27 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
It's rather marvelous that they haven't gotten hoarse...

Date: 2010-12-27 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"Maybe if we ignore them, they'll stop."

[Which is actually the case - they only scream when they can see Squid Girl.]

Date: 2010-12-27 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
There is a distinct possibility for that.

Do you like drawing?

Date: 2010-12-27 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
Perhaps we should draw something then.

Date: 2010-12-27 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Sure! You can help me draw more posters to put up around town!

Date: 2010-12-28 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com
That sounds pleasant.

What sorts of posters?

Date: 2010-12-28 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
For environmental awareness!

Date: 2010-12-27 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com
[Fran passes by at some point and notices the screaming seafood. She wanders off. She returns sometime later with a bucket...and starts collecting specimens]

Date: 2010-12-27 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Good! Take them all!

Date: 2010-12-27 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addittotheheap.livejournal.com
[ Why are you interrupting daddy's beauty rest ]

RADIAN! Pipe down!

[ Because yelling fixes the yelling problem, really. ]

Date: 2010-12-27 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"No! Come here! You'll really see it this time! It's different from the attack turkeys, I swear!"

[runs into the living room to try to drag him by the arm over to the window]

Date: 2010-12-31 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addittotheheap.livejournal.com
[ FINE he will let you drag him along BUT HE WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT IT ]

This better be zetta important!

Date: 2010-12-31 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"There! See?"

[She heads over to the window and points at the hideous human-headed shrimp and lobster laying all over the front lawn. As soon as she's within eyeshot, the ones that can see the window start screaming.]

Date: 2010-12-31 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addittotheheap.livejournal.com
[ He walks out so he's next to her and stares for a moment. ]

What the factor are those supposed to be?

Date: 2010-12-31 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Shrimp and lobster, but they have those stupid screaming human faces!

Date: 2011-01-02 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addittotheheap.livejournal.com
... Solve for y.

[ He isn't connecting this to the Christmas letters yet because, hey, he got a calculator like he asked for. ]

Date: 2011-01-02 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
...Huh? Solve what for y?

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