10th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

There's never anything good on TV here.  What kind of show is only a minute and a half long?  And you couldn't even understand half of what was going on!

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

An expected level of intelligence from a sea creature.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault they have crummy TVs here!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It has little to do with TVs and more to do with your lack of mind power.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Shows where you have to imagine what's going on don't work at all. They should at least show us who's talking! We might as well be listening to a radio!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hmph. In my time, we had neither. Listening to your ancestor's stories was how you passed the time.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Wow...

So you were so poor you couldn't even afford a TV?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You lowly fish. The television did not even exist in those days.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What did you play video games on?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I should not even have to answer that question.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Sounds pretty boring.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Speak for yourself.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I am! I think it sounds boring!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I refuse to repeat myself.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then why are you still on the phone?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I am attempting to gauge the power of a future rival but it seems you will never live up to that prospect.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Ha! Laugh while you still can, because once I get my squid powers back, I'm coming after you first!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I am already planning on dipping you into boiling oil and then eating you like the sealife you are.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Good luck with that! You'll never beat me!"

[sob this is a blatant lie]

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

...

... is there TV reception in the ocean where you come from...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

How would that even work?

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... *she launches into a rather complicated and technical explanation of how it would work... feel free to interrupt her*

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[nope, just this face as she tries and fails at understanding all of this]

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

*and so, after awhile-*

... and that's how it would work...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

Well, we don't have TV underwater where I'm from.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... then shouldn't you be used to not having TV at all...?