10th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

There's never anything good on TV here.  What kind of show is only a minute and a half long?  And you couldn't even understand half of what was going on!

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[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

Well, we don't have TV underwater where I'm from.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... then shouldn't you be used to not having TV at all...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But there's one in the cafe, and at Eiko and Chizuru's house.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... so, you take vacations outside the ocean to watch TV...?

...

... isn't it hard for squids to breath above water...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I just use their house as a temporary base of operations from which to stage my invasion. And I can breathe just fine!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... oh... I understand now...

...

... that's why you fight against pollution, you're the result of a mutation brought on by a reactor leak...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What? No I'm not!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... how many squid have the human-like appearance that you do...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"There are others!"

[derp derp never really discussed in canon]

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... oh... okay...

... did you start invading before you were brought here...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'd just gotten started.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... how large is your attack force...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[actually it's just her]

"Th-that's sensitive information that might compromise my attack plan if I share it!"

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... do you have anything to counter firearms...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... what about tanks...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Working on it.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... how do you expect to win with that kind of half-hearted response...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's my first time doing this kind of thing! Give me a break already!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... maybe you should ask for help from somebody with more experience... taking on the whole land dwelling world is no small feat...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Like who? I can't trust the humans, they're the ones I'm invading in the first place!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... do any of your fellow squids have war experience...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Um... not exactly.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... do you have any allies with war experience...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Here, or at home?