13th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Fail!filtered to Taiwan and Japan, because lol what are filters]

"Taiwan!  Japan!  I need to get stronger!  Give me military training, okay?  I'll work really hard!"

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[naicha]

<sub>[ spits out her tea LMAO SQUID GIRL WH

what

okay yes she can probably do this, but what... ]</sub>

A training arc? You want to go into a training arc!? It's too early for that!

[naicha]

Unless someone stronger than you beat you already... _{[ she doesn't really know how these plots go. where is japan when you need him? :| ]}

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[There's sort of an uncomfortable silence for a few seconds. FEELS BAD, MAN.]

"Um... yeah, someone kinda did."

[naicha]

Ooh! Alright, who did it? I'll get 'im! _{[ She's assuming whoever it was is around Squid Girl's age. ]}

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No! Don't do that! He's way too strong! He can make swords and axes and stuff out of thin air and shoot them at you!

[naicha]

He sounds like a video game character.

_{[ A little scared. Can she really do this... ]}

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's why I have to train really hard before I can defeat him!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Military training? What is this all of the sudden?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I need to get stronger! Way stronger!

[no-no-really.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[Nono has no idea who this girl she's hearing on the phone is, but she's going to chime in enthusiastically.]

Nono believes in you! With hard work and guts, it's possible!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Huh? You're not Taiwan or Japan...

[no-no-really.livejournal.com]

No, Nono is Nono.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Hang on, muttering the syllable 'no' to herself a few times as she parses through all of that.]

"No...no. Okay!"

[no-no-really.livejournal.com]

Nono is here to wish you luck on your quest!

It's so brave of you to become stronger!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It will be a long and arduous journey, but I can handle it!

[naicha]

I'm not going to say no, but I don't really like getting ourselves in danger unless absolutely necessary. Did he threaten to kill you or take your territory or anything?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well... no...

[bombbrat]

What the hell is "Military Training" supposed to be?

[He thinks spartan training, but... lol this is just a little girl]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You know... like, fighting and stuff!

[bombbrat]

...that could be any type of training. It sounds like you're getting ready to invade a country.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But that's exactly what I'm getting ready to do.

[bombbrat]

........

How-- no, nevermind. I'm not asking.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I didn't know how strong some of the people I'd have to fight were, though.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

D' y' need a weap'n?

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... ... try not to die a gruesome military death... good luck...