18th Invasion
Apr. 6th, 2011 03:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans! Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water! But such petty logic has not dissuaded our champions of ecological responsibility on this fine spring day, and so they can be found going around town all day long enthusiastically handing out and hanging up flyers all over town.
Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup. It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!'(shamelessly yanked from Yana's previous posts about this). Some of Taiwan's flyers also have pictures of Squid Girl in her Cure Marine costume accompanied by a cute little lobster sidekick with a pink bow.
Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]
Here! Take one of these flyers! They're for ocean awareness!
((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing. We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through! For maximum lulz potential.))
Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup. It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!'
Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]
Here! Take one of these flyers! They're for ocean awareness!
((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing. We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through! For maximum lulz potential.))
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-06 09:37 pm (UTC)[He'll huff proudly and then laugh, but not in a mocking way. It's actually pretty refereshing to see someone with big dreams.]
Wait, oceankind? You some kind of mermaid or somethin?
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:42 pm (UTC)Also, there are a couple of grammatical errors in these flyers.
Ah...
For example, I think "Close Your -- "
.. Well, I think it is supposed to say "Valves," and that it isn't supposed to refer to anatomy at all.
Hmm. At any rate... you said "humans", implying that you aren't human yourself. And presumably, given your concern about oceans and overfishing, you are some kind of anthropomorphic sea creature? I wish I weren't inured to these conclusions by now, but, really.
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:43 pm (UTC)[She grabs the flyer, looking it over.]
No, that's what it's supposed to say.
This thread has epic derp.
Date: 2011-04-06 09:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-06 09:45 pm (UTC)[She lets out a small laugh.] Well, that's more of a classification than a name, it sounds like, but it's nice to meet you, Squid Girl... If only we were all named with so much attention towards technical accuracy.
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:49 pm (UTC)Do you simply transform into that form, by the way?
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:50 pm (UTC)[She pulls on one of the sleeves a little.]
Taiwan made it for me.
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:51 pm (UTC)Though there's only one King of Conquerors. And that's me: Alexander The Great!
[Continues to eye Squid Girl curiously]
So... you're a kraken? Didn't know they came so small.
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Date: 2011-04-06 09:53 pm (UTC)[The ten long strands of 'hair' on Squid Girl's head pick up and start to undulate and move about of their own accord. She folds her arms, looking proud of herself.]
See?
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Date: 2011-04-06 10:18 pm (UTC)Kraken's are the squid-like kings of the sea, at least from the epic tales I have read. You're definitely not their size, but you're sounding an awful lot like me with dreams of conquering the world and whatnot.
Guess that makes you a kraken.
[and that smile turns into a smirk]
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Date: 2011-04-06 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-06 10:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-06 10:27 pm (UTC)You certainly have the spirit of one, Little Kraken.
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Date: 2011-04-06 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-06 10:53 pm (UTC)[ Tilts her head to one side, then the other as she looks at the man. Where has she seen him before? ]
You're one of Japan's friends...