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Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2011-04-06 03:21 pm

18th Invasion

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not dissuaded our champions of ecological responsibility on this fine spring day, and so they can be found going around town all day long enthusiastically handing out and hanging up flyers all over town.

Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of
Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup.  It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!' (shamelessly yanked from Yana's previous posts about this).  Some of Taiwan's flyers also have pictures of Squid Girl in her Cure Marine costume accompanied by a cute little lobster sidekick with a pink bow.

Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]


Here!  Take one of these flyers!  They're for ocean awareness!

((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing.  We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through!  For maximum lulz potential.))

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ruri stops and peers at one of the fliers and looks around with a deadpan look]

"Is there an ocean coming here next?"

[identity profile] crescented.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL THIS IS RATHER ATTENTION-GRABBING so Turkey strolls on up. Taking one of the flyers and glancing it over quickly before focusing back on the two of them.]

'S wrong with the ocean?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The humans have been polluting it!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, no, but...

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very well then little girl."

[identity profile] crescented.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, really? News to me.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the whole problem! Nobody even pays attention! Humans only think about themselves!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't pollute the ocean, or Cure Marine will punish you!

[She strikes a magical girl pose just like Taiwan showed her!]

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You are not a space marine.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh...."

[She looks slightly disappointed]

[identity profile] crescented.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So what's the plan?

[identity profile] macebronia.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rider takes the flyer from the squid thingie, and eyes it curiously, giving a small chuckle]

You shouldn't worry, little girl. For when I conquer this world, the oceans shall be kept clean and fresh.

[identity profile] cramschoolgod.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sasaki looks at the flyer.]

"Give Hoots! Pollution Unkind Consequences...!"

What is 'ocean awareness'? Are there people who aren't aware of the existence of oceans?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You? Sorry, but I'm already going to conquer the world for oceankind!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No, why would I be one of those?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's for awareness of how much you humans are always polluting them with your stupid oil and trash, and overfishing!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
To... get everyone to stop dumping stuff in the ocean.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
But people should still care about keeping it clean!

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I agree. I just wish there was an ocean here."

[identity profile] cramschoolgod.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, pollution is a very silly problem, really, one stemming ultimately from laziness and stupidity. It is probably not quite fair to attribute the stupidity to the inanimate objects themselves.

However, I can't really think of what this is meant to achieve in Mayfield, which, even if it's real, is certainly land-locked in the most complete way.

[identity profile] crescented.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, 'n how're ya gonna get that done?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It... that doesn't matter! People should still know that it's bad!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
By enslaving all of the humans and making them clean up their mess!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-04-06 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You said you were a Marine.

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