18th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not dissuaded our champions of ecological responsibility on this fine spring day, and so they can be found going around town all day long enthusiastically handing out and hanging up flyers all over town.

Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup.  It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!' (shamelessly yanked from Yana's previous posts about this).  Some of Taiwan's flyers also have pictures of Squid Girl in her Cure Marine costume accompanied by a cute little lobster sidekick with a pink bow.

Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]

Here!  Take one of these flyers!  They're for ocean awareness!

((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing.  We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through!  For maximum lulz potential.))

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[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[Ruri stops and peers at one of the fliers and looks around with a deadpan look]

"Is there an ocean coming here next?"

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but...

[naicha]

Not really... but that's why we're doing this! The people of the town have forgotten about the world outside Mayfield, so we're doing everything in our power to rid them of their ignorance.

_{[ Ruri might not recognize Taiwan right away, though, because you know, costume. But that is her voice... ]}

[crescented.livejournal.com]

[WELL THIS IS RATHER ATTENTION-GRABBING so Turkey strolls on up. Taking one of the flyers and glancing it over quickly before focusing back on the two of them.]

'S wrong with the ocean?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

The humans have been polluting it!

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[naicha]

People keep polluting and overfishing, _{[ dramatically points at! ]} that's why we're here to inform the public about these atrocities-

[naicha]

-hey.

_{[ Tilts her head to one side, then the other as she looks at the man. Where has she seen him before? ]}

You're one of Japan's friends...

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

"Very well then little girl."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Don't pollute the ocean, or Cure Marine will punish you!

[She strikes a magical girl pose just like Taiwan showed her!]

[macebronia.livejournal.com]

[Rider takes the flyer from the squid thingie, and eyes it curiously, giving a small chuckle]

You shouldn't worry, little girl. For when I conquer this world, the oceans shall be kept clean and fresh.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You? Sorry, but I'm already going to conquer the world for oceankind!

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

[Sasaki looks at the flyer.]

"Give Hoots! Pollution Unkind Consequences...!"

What is 'ocean awareness'? Are there people who aren't aware of the existence of oceans?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's for awareness of how much you humans are always polluting them with your stupid oil and trash, and overfishing!

[naicha]

There are people who aren't aware of the concept of wildlife conservation!

[vytis]

O-ocean awareness...?

[Blinking at the flyer.]

[naicha]

That's right, Lithuania! You better listen to what Cure Marine says or she'll punish you in the name of the sea!

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

But I'm already aware of oceans. Y'can't really miss 'em.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But people are dumping oil and trash in them! Doesn't that make you mad?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[Yes, Holland would notice something like this, whether or not it included Taiwan. But the fact that the duo did include the other nation caused him to actually approach them as they walked in front of his house.]

[naicha]

Hey! Hey, Netherlands, you've got a coastal line, right? So you'll think twice about polluting the sea from now on, right?

_{[ She says this as she holds the flyer she drew in front of his face. That involves tiptoeing. ]}

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

[ She reads the flyer before sighing ]

My nation is entirely landlocked, and we haven't seen any sort of change sea wise. I'll keep my eyes out, if I return home that is.

[ She stares at it with blank and empty eyes. It really wouldn't matter in the long run. ]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah! And beat up the humans if they try anything funny!

[dodo-master.livejournal.com]

[Looks at the flier

looks at the girls, blinking]

I'm already aware there's an ocean!

[naicha]

But are you aware of the endangered pink dolphins and their plight?

[mansfirsttrap.livejournal.com]

Oh. Now that is rather thoughtful... although, are any of us actually capable of going out to the ocean as of yet?

[naicha]

Didn't they teach you about the water cycle?

[seetails.livejournal.com]

Ocean... awareness?

[naicha]

Did you know that 147,000 square kilometers of China's coastal waters failed to meet standards for "clear water" in 2009? That's the kind of awareness we want people to open their eyes to! Teacher's always going on about politics and economy... but the environment is important, too! _{[ says the girl with air pollution problems... ]}

[derp-detective.livejournal.com]

[Gumshoe is merely walking down the street when a flyer is handed to him.]

"Eh, what's this?"

[He looks over one of the flyer's made by Squid Girl, turning it in his hands as if that will help with understanding it...]

"Is this a coupon for seafood?"

[naicha]

It's a flyer promoting ocean wildlife conservation! Look closely! _{[ Hands on hips! Not like he can see her face, she's wearing a mascot costume... ]}

[off-beet.livejournal.com]

[ Luna stares at the flyer in confusion ]

...aren't you worried about these getting into the ocean?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Huh? No, why would these get into the ocean?