18th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not dissuaded our champions of ecological responsibility on this fine spring day, and so they can be found going around town all day long enthusiastically handing out and hanging up flyers all over town.

Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup.  It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!' (shamelessly yanked from Yana's previous posts about this).  Some of Taiwan's flyers also have pictures of Squid Girl in her Cure Marine costume accompanied by a cute little lobster sidekick with a pink bow.

Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]

Here!  Take one of these flyers!  They're for ocean awareness!

((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing.  We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through!  For maximum lulz potential.))

Comments

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

You--you don't know?

[girl have you done even the most rudimentary research on yourself?]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Pfft, like she's even been on the surface all that long.]

I never really thought about it that much.

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

Well. Perhaps you should think about it now.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[And she stands there, arms folded and eyes closed, concentrating.]

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

[After a while, Sasaki starts glancing from side to side. ...She doesn't think squids hibernate...]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Finally opens her eyes.]

Done!

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

...And?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I think I probably have both.

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

[Twitch. Oh, you moeblobs.]

So you're an amphibian squid.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Sure, I guess so.

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

...You guess so.

[Sigh.] Well, if you're ever more curious than that--[And this is a fruitless attempt, she already is pretty sure.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I don't really want to be dissected.

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

It's not --- ...

Right, of course.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I mean, how else would you find out if I have lungs, gills, or both, right?

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

...An X-ray scan, perhaps.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

Of course! I knew that!

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

...of course.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Do you have that kind of stuff?

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

I have been working on it. It's that or count on a regain--but I'm sure with the resources at my disposal with my assigned family, we will be able to do so soon.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Isn't there better stuff you could build?

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

Like what? We start with fairly simple machines before we extend, after all.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I dunno, like some kind of weapon or something!

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

...To dispense justice to the enemies of the ocean?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[cramschoolgod.livejournal.com]

Technological progress bootstraps itself, Squid Girl.