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moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
23rd Invasion
So, um... I have a question.
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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Isn't it seafood? Like squid?
N-no, that can't be it...
But if it involves tentacles, why don't I already know about it?
No? Really?? But people like squids and prawns...
Yooou're... not demonic enough?
Murderer? Murderer!? Where?!
How do I get to be more demonic, then?
Oh.
I don't think I can do that.
I don't think I can do that.
But I'm not eating a squid! I'm not eating anything!
But you've eaten them before, haven't you?
Sorrrrry~ Only demons can be a demon.
And only demons can have demonic tentacle pour..porn spells.
And only demons can have demonic tentacle pour..porn spells.
Ummm, have I? Millie's eaten a lot of stuff...
Do you need to know that badly?
Yes! I need to know what Japan's been thinking about doing with my tentacles!
Promise me you'll never eat another squid again! Shrimp and lobster are okay, though. Oh, and sharks too, because they're jerks.
So what does the spell do, then? You can tell me that much, right?
All right, since you asked. Hopefully it won't break your mind.
"Pornography" is when a video or book shows or describes ████. In other words, when a man ███████ and then ██████████, possibly including ████████, ███████ a ████, or ███████████.
[ There's a small "heh", then she continues. ] Naturally, this means ████████████, but you'll often find that it ██████████ instead.
That's the basic gist of it. [ A small pause. ] Also, that's how babies are made. Anybody who tells you it's the "stork" is lying to you.
"Pornography" is when a video or book shows or describes ████. In other words, when a man ███████ and then ██████████, possibly including ████████, ███████ a ████, or ███████████.
[ There's a small "heh", then she continues. ] Naturally, this means ████████████, but you'll often find that it ██████████ instead.
That's the basic gist of it. [ A small pause. ] Also, that's how babies are made. Anybody who tells you it's the "stork" is lying to you.
Now, since you were asking about tentacle porn, let me continue.
The Japanese come up with all sorts of █████, and it's really quite ████████. They're fond of things like girls ███████, ██████, or even ████████. One particular █████ of theirs involves tentacles. In other words, █████ with █████████ in ██████ ██████, ██████, or █████ █████. It's horrible, vulgar, and the Japanese love it. For some reason I really can't comprehend.
The Japanese come up with all sorts of █████, and it's really quite ████████. They're fond of things like girls ███████, ██████, or even ████████. One particular █████ of theirs involves tentacles. In other words, █████ with █████████ in ██████ ██████, ██████, or █████ █████. It's horrible, vulgar, and the Japanese love it. For some reason I really can't comprehend.
[and once she gets to the tentacles...]
[fairly early into that part, she's wishing she hadn't asked]
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