23rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

So, um... I have a question.

[...]

What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

Comments

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps it is some sort of ritual involving tentacles? I... I know not myself."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

A ritual? Like magic or something?

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps, though, it is not one I have heard of before."

[knitbadsweaters.livejournal.com]

T-tentacle what?!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Porn. That's definitely what Japan said.

[burnmycapital.livejournal.com]

It is very bad for your mind and causes brain damages.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But what is it?

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[....why is a little girl asking about these things.]

Trust me, kid. You don't want to know.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yes I do! That's why I asked!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Laughing so goddamn hard over the phone.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's not funny!

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

It's pornography. Involving tentacles.

What does it sound like? It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Pornography?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

Just like it sounds - it's a demonic spell!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But if it involves tentacles, why don't I already know about it?

[bridesearching.livejournal.com]

Isn't it seafood? Like squid?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

N-no, that can't be it...

[perfectvoice.livejournal.com]

...Why do you want to know?

[oh god]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Because Japan mentioned it a little while ago and wouldn't tell me what it was.

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

...


Never call me again.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Do you know what it is?

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

...Ah.

Where'd you even hear about that?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

From Japan. He said he invented it.

[sellchelles.livejournal.com]

I take it you heard Japan's phone call too?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he wouldn't tell me about it.