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moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
23rd Invasion
So, um... I have a question.
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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[definitely wishing she hadn't asked]
[yup, there we go, she's broken completely]
[and after all the crying, this quivering mass of squid is all that's left]
I... I understand now. Th-thank you...
I... I understand now. Th-thank you...
At least now you don't have to ask your "father" about it.
You asking what tentacle porn is hilarious.
You knowing what tentacle porn is will be either horrifying or even more hilarious.
You knowing what tentacle porn is will be either horrifying or even more hilarious.
Uhhhm...
I seriously don't want to define Tentacle Porn for a kid like you.
I seriously don't want to define Tentacle Porn for a kid like you.
...Why do you want to know?
[oh god]
[oh god]
"Perhaps, though, it is not one I have heard of before."
That's what everyone's been saying.
Because Japan mentioned it a little while ago and wouldn't tell me what it was.
Well, I can't do magic anyway, so it's probably not important.
"Indeed. The only other thing I could think of it being is some form of sea food dish but... That does not sound appetizing."
Well, let me ask you this...
Have you either gotten "The Talk" or "Birds And The Bees" from your folks?
'Cause if not, I ain't getting involved.
But go ahead and ask more people what tentacle porn is.
Still pretty freakin' hilarious.
Have you either gotten "The Talk" or "Birds And The Bees" from your folks?
'Cause if not, I ain't getting involved.
But go ahead and ask more people what tentacle porn is.
Still pretty freakin' hilarious.
...Ah.
Where'd you even hear about that?
Where'd you even hear about that?
You're way too young to know about weird adult stuff like that.
No, I bet it would taste pretty bad.
"Squid or Octopus... Probably octopus... No, such a thing does not sound appetizing at all."
What do birds and bees have to do with anything? They don't even have tentacles!
From Japan. He said he invented it.
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