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moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
23rd Invasion
So, um... I have a question.
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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Seriously?
An' you can talk an' everything? [ She's not really sure what to believe anymore after all the unusual things she's seen in Mayfield but, holy crap, talking squid! She sounds more excited than perplexed. ]
An' you can talk an' everything? [ She's not really sure what to believe anymore after all the unusual things she's seen in Mayfield but, holy crap, talking squid! She sounds more excited than perplexed. ]
Oh. Right! It's just that it's not every day that I meet a talking squid. I've tried a couple of times but none of them ever talked back before now.
{Facepalming over the phone]
No... not like kissing.
How'd they put it in sex-ed... sexual intercourse? Procreation? That kind of deal... please don't tell me I have to explain that to you.
No... not like kissing.
How'd they put it in sex-ed... sexual intercourse? Procreation? That kind of deal... please don't tell me I have to explain that to you.
Do we get to wear matching outfits too?? Like at parties??
Wh-who wants to know a spell called tentacle porn off by heart anyway?
Beats me! I don't even know what it does!
I... maybe? That doesn't matter!
Yeah, I am pretty amazing.
... do you seriously expect me to explain that to you?
Well it's not like I had parents to do that or anything!
There're plenty other spells to know. It doesn't even sound powerful.
Okay.
Fine.
I'll tell you.
But you're gonna regret it.
Fine.
I'll tell you.
But you're gonna regret it.
But matching outfits are cuuuuutee, cuuuuute~
Did you miss the part about how I'm going to make humans into my slaves?
I mean, it's like laying eggs and stuff, right?
Well, no. Not really. At all.
Y'see when a man and a woman love each other... physically...
Y'see when a man and a woman love each other... physically...
[Some awkward sex-ed-education later...]
... and that is where babies come from.
Ya happy?
... and that is where babies come from.
Ya happy?
Magical party under the sea~ Fish friends~ Fancy pants~
You don't know anything either.
Uhm … I also don't think I ever caught your name. Mine's Seychelles!
Uh... so where do the tentacles fit into that?
Aren't you scared at all?
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