23rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

So, um... I have a question.

[...]

What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

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[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yes! I need to know what Japan's been thinking about doing with my tentacles!

1/2

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

All right, since you asked. Hopefully it won't break your mind.

"Pornography" is when a video or book shows or describes ████. In other words, when a man ███████ and then ██████████, possibly including ████████, ███████ a ████, or ███████████.

[ There's a small "heh", then she continues. ] Naturally, this means ████████████, but you'll often find that it ██████████ instead.

That's the basic gist of it. [ A small pause. ] Also, that's how babies are made. Anybody who tells you it's the "stork" is lying to you.

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

Now, since you were asking about tentacle porn, let me continue.

The Japanese come up with all sorts of █████, and it's really quite ████████. They're fond of things like girls ███████, ██████, or even ████████. One particular █████ of theirs involves tentacles. In other words, █████ with █████████ in ██████ ██████, ██████, or █████ █████. It's horrible, vulgar, and the Japanese love it. For some reason I really can't comprehend.

1/?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[at first I was like]

2/?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[but then I was like]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[and once she gets to the tentacles...]

4/?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[fairly early into that part, she's wishing she hadn't asked]

5/?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[definitely wishing she hadn't asked]

6/?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[here it comes...]

7/?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[wait for it...]

8/?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[yup, there we go, she's broken completely]

9/done

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[and after all the crying, this quivering mass of squid is all that's left]

I... I understand now. Th-thank you...

:3c

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

At least now you don't have to ask your "father" about it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...R-right...