25th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Mayfield, you may wish to take note of the 25 foot tall rampaging Squid Girl that's currently plaguing your streets.  It looks like all her newfound largeness has gone to her head.]

[Action 1]

[Squid Girl, now gigantic, is standing in the center of town, arms on her hips as she proudly makes her latest proclamation to the town.]

Attention, Mayfield!  Too long have the concerns of oceankind been ignored by the humans!  But that ends today!  Now I'm the biggest kid on the block, and this time you'll have to listen to me!  Renounce your evil ways and pledge to clean up the oceans when you all go home, or you'll have to answer to me!

[Action 2]

[Man, being huge is fun!  You can do whatever you want!  Including picking people up with appropriately scaled-up giant tentacles and menacing them.  Are you Squid Girl's latest victim?  She's not going to kill or even hurt anyone, but she's definitely not above freaking people out a little bit to get her message across.]

[Action 3]

[Squid Girl is wandering around town, this time looking excited rather than serious.  It seems she's completely forgotten about her earlier agenda, and is now pursuing something entirely more stupid.]

Hey!  Mart!  Where are you?  Are you huge too?

[She calls out loudly as she walks through town, not really paying much attention to whose cars or whatever she might happen to be stepping on.]

Does anybody have a video camera?  Let's film a monster movie!  We can do Giant Squid vs. Giant Shark for real this time!

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Tentacle mode: ACTIVATE]

Ready when you are!

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Uhhh.......right...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So find one when you get back home and protect it!

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Leias just nods, deciding not to discuss the rampant amounts of irradiated water back home.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Smart move, man. She would not like that at all.]

Okay! You can go, then.

[Squid Girl extends her tentacle to the ground, opening it up so Leias can climb out safely.]

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Leias tips his hat pleasantly as he's released and then backs away slow and careful.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Alright, let's do this!

[Mart'll attempt to lunge at Squid Girl, jaw wide open.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Squid Girl whips two tentacles toward Mart, trying to wrap him up and stop him from advancing.]

[splashpuppy.livejournal.com]

Isn't that... kinda bad?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No, it's fine! This is how we'll teach the humans a lesson for neglecting the gifts of the ocean!

[splashpuppy.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be better to just talk to people, not hurt them?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No, trust me, that never works.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[The tentacles manage to wrap around... his hair. This causes him to lose his balance and fall on his face.]

Ow.

[Mart'll try to get up to his feet. and get the tentacles off.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! You'll have to do better than that!

[Another pair of tentacles shoots toward Mart as he's dealing with the first, this time trying to wrap up his midsection.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[And wrap around his mid-section they do! Now he's got some tugging his hair and pulling his body.]

Leggo right now or I swear...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Or you'll do what?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

This!

[Mart'll angle his head to try and bite one of the tentacles around his mid section.]

[wonribbons.livejournal.com]

... Why, is it usually hard to convince people? [ unsure ]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, usually they just laugh at me.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Ow! Hey! What the heck was that for?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, you said you wanted to fight!

You never said anything about rules.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's a fake fight, like in the movies!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Alright, sorry. I'm just more used to real monsters fighting.

here, I'll let you take another shot at me.

[wonribbons.livejournal.com]

Why do they do that? [Headtilt..]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's more like it!

[Two more tentacles shoot out, aiming to knock Mart back into a building or something.]