25th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Mayfield, you may wish to take note of the 25 foot tall rampaging Squid Girl that's currently plaguing your streets.  It looks like all her newfound largeness has gone to her head.]

[Action 1]

[Squid Girl, now gigantic, is standing in the center of town, arms on her hips as she proudly makes her latest proclamation to the town.]

Attention, Mayfield!  Too long have the concerns of oceankind been ignored by the humans!  But that ends today!  Now I'm the biggest kid on the block, and this time you'll have to listen to me!  Renounce your evil ways and pledge to clean up the oceans when you all go home, or you'll have to answer to me!

[Action 2]

[Man, being huge is fun!  You can do whatever you want!  Including picking people up with appropriately scaled-up giant tentacles and menacing them.  Are you Squid Girl's latest victim?  She's not going to kill or even hurt anyone, but she's definitely not above freaking people out a little bit to get her message across.]

[Action 3]

[Squid Girl is wandering around town, this time looking excited rather than serious.  It seems she's completely forgotten about her earlier agenda, and is now pursuing something entirely more stupid.]

Hey!  Mart!  Where are you?  Are you huge too?

[She calls out loudly as she walks through town, not really paying much attention to whose cars or whatever she might happen to be stepping on.]

Does anybody have a video camera?  Let's film a monster movie!  We can do Giant Squid vs. Giant Shark for real this time!

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Alright, sorry. I'm just more used to real monsters fighting.

here, I'll let you take another shot at me.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's more like it!

[Two more tentacles shoot out, aiming to knock Mart back into a building or something.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart was expecting the tentacles, just not for them to go at his legs. He tumbles onto his back.]

Ow! Dammit!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! You should've seen your face!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Well, just wait 'till you see my fist in your face.

[Mart stands up and dives at Squid Girl]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

[TACKLED]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll do something that his half-brothers did to him for rough housing: Namely attempting to sit on Squid Gril, pinning her down.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hey! Get off!

[Even at giant size, Squid Girl is comparatively a lightweight here. So all she can really do is whine and flail her arms and legs.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart only laughs at Squid Girl's struggling.]

Not unless you give up!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You first!

[still struggling]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I got the upper hand!

Why should I surrender?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Because I'm the leader of the army!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Like that'll stop me!

Say uncle!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Say what?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

It means you surrender!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh. Then no!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Then I'm still sitting!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Fine! Just sit on me forever, see if I care!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Haha! Okay! But I can keep this up for awhile!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You'll have to get up eventually.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Nope. Don't think so.
[Then, a loud rumble ensues. That big body of Mart needs alot of food...]

Uh, nope, not hungry right now...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Ha! See! I knew it!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Shut up! Just say you give up and I'll -

[More stomach groans]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, just gonna lie here and laugh.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Aw, dammit!

[Mart stands up and walks to the nearest grocery building

reaches through a window and starts pulling out shelves of food to eat.]