moemoetentacles: (Angry)
Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2011-11-24 04:39 pm

26th Invasion

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

[Squid Girl is at the window, tentacles waving menacingly through the air as she shakes her fist at her ancient rival from the previous year.  This time she got the jump on it.]
anotheroldsoldier: (hrmmm)

[personal profile] anotheroldsoldier 2011-11-24 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bucky is just. Sitting in the living room and watching, and eating a bowl of cornflakes. He can't cook and fuck if he's letting the drone wife out of the laundry room. He hates that thing, you don't even know. You don't even know.

Cereal for Thanksgiving. It's about par for the course for him.]


...You could have just chucked it in the garbage. I'm not fixing that window, by the way, fuck that.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not taking any chances. What if it crawled up out of the garbage and attacked me?
anotheroldsoldier: (honest face)

[personal profile] anotheroldsoldier 2011-11-24 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Stab it with a butcher knife. [Duhhh.]

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, get him, get him!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not gonna get the best of me this year!

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If you don't keep attacking it, you'll let it have the chance to get up!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[While walking outside, Mart finds the once flightless bird has landed right at his feet.]

The fuck?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Eat it if you want it. I don't want anything to do with that thing!

[POINTING ACCUSINGLY AT THE BIRD]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right! I should finish it off!

[Two of her tentacles shoot out to grab the turkey, slamming it repeatedly into the ground as giblets and stuffing and whatnot flies around the yard.]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I eventually did last year.

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget to rip it to pieces.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Right!

[Two more tentacles shoot out, and now there's four of them basically drawing and quartering this thing.]

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gil is popcorn.gif-ing....not literally but HE'S WATCHING WITH HUMOR.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... okay, free bird for me.

But what's got you so spooked?
anotheroldsoldier: (eyebrow quirked)

[personal profile] anotheroldsoldier 2011-11-24 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what're you bellyaching about? [Nom nom cereal. Bachelor food. Yep.]

If it's gonna attack someone, you realize it can still drag its roasted ass back into the house from the lawn, right? You didn't exactly throw it far.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
There! That should do it! Let's see you stand back up from that!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Last year one of these things attacked me!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just lock the door!

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
You gave him quite a work over.

[identity profile] pkeccentric.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[lovely day to be out and about. a little too cold for Ray's liking, but hey, that's what coats are for.

he's on his way home from his morning patrol when he hears the sound of glass exploding followed by a sharp whoosh of air as something big sails through the air right at him. the cigarette he's currently in the process of smoking drops from his lips, and he wastes no time with grabbing for his neutrona wand, taking aim, and firing at the evil, otherworldly -

...turkey?

uh oh.

stuffed with all the trimmings, but the look and smell of it. that's what splatters him and his clothes when the bird disintegrates, but surprisingly -]


...Delicious.

[it tastes great!]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart's face, see picture.]
notasidedick: (well shit son)

[personal profile] notasidedick 2011-11-25 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm guessing the turkey had somehow offended you?

[Not sure how to react to a turkey flying out a window. Sucks for whoever has to replace that.]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's payback for last time.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true! You weren't here, so you don't know!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, thanks! I was just thinking I should finish it off.

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