26th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

[Squid Girl is at the window, tentacles waving menacingly through the air as she shakes her fist at her ancient rival from the previous year.  This time she got the jump on it.]

Comments

[anotheroldsoldier]

Stab it with a butcher knife. [Duhhh.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's what I eventually did last year.

[anotheroldsoldier]

Then what're you bellyaching about? [Nom nom cereal. Bachelor food. Yep.]

If it's gonna attack someone, you realize it can still drag its roasted ass back into the house from the lawn, right? You didn't exactly throw it far.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'll just lock the door!

[anotheroldsoldier]

What if it knows how to pick locks?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's stupid.

[anotheroldsoldier]

What? You've never picked a lock with a wing bone? I have.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I usually just use my tentacles when I need to get inside somewhere.

[anotheroldsoldier]

Point is, if I can do it, the turkey can too.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But turkeys are stupid.

[anotheroldsoldier]

Maybe they upped the ante this year. You should probably go check it and make sure it's not gonna try. [No you shouldn't. He'll lock all the doors and windows and finally get to eat his cereal alone.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just board up the window.