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Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2011-11-24 04:39 pm
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26th Invasion

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

[Squid Girl is at the window, tentacles waving menacingly through the air as she shakes her fist at her ancient rival from the previous year.  This time she got the jump on it.]
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[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[While walking outside, Mart finds the once flightless bird has landed right at his feet.]

The fuck?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Eat it if you want it. I don't want anything to do with that thing!

[POINTING ACCUSINGLY AT THE BIRD]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... okay, free bird for me.

But what's got you so spooked?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Last year one of these things attacked me!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart's face, see picture.]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true! You weren't here, so you don't know!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you wain't gonna eat this bird, I'll gladly take it off your hands.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Go ahead, I don't care what you do with it. I wouldn't want it even if it wasn't an evil turkey bent on my destruction.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay!

[Mart picks up the Turkey and fakes it moving on its own.]

Ah! Look out it's out of control!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Cut it out! That's not funny!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Holding it dangerously close to Squidgirl.]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whipping a tentacle out to try to swat it away.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[The tentacles swat Mart in the face by accident.]

Hey, watch it!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Serves you right for making stupid jokes!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mart bites into the Turkey.]

Whatever, you still gave up some perfectly good turkey.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-27 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like turkey anyway.
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