26th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

[Squid Girl is at the window, tentacles waving menacingly through the air as she shakes her fist at her ancient rival from the previous year.  This time she got the jump on it.]

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[anotheroldsoldier]

[Bucky is just. Sitting in the living room and watching, and eating a bowl of cornflakes. He can't cook and fuck if he's letting the drone wife out of the laundry room. He hates that thing, you don't even know. You don't even know.

Cereal for Thanksgiving. It's about par for the course for him.]

...You could have just chucked it in the garbage. I'm not fixing that window, by the way, fuck that.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Oh, get him, get him!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[While walking outside, Mart finds the once flightless bird has landed right at his feet.]

The fuck?

[pkeccentric.livejournal.com]

[lovely day to be out and about. a little too cold for Ray's liking, but hey, that's what coats are for.

he's on his way home from his morning patrol when he hears the sound of glass exploding followed by a sharp whoosh of air as something big sails through the air right at him. the cigarette he's currently in the process of smoking drops from his lips, and he wastes no time with grabbing for his neutrona wand, taking aim, and firing at the evil, otherworldly -

...turkey?

uh oh.

stuffed with all the trimmings, but the look and smell of it. that's what splatters him and his clothes when the bird disintegrates, but surprisingly -]

...Delicious.

[it tastes great!]

[notasidedick]

...I'm guessing the turkey had somehow offended you?

[Not sure how to react to a turkey flying out a window. Sucks for whoever has to replace that.]