26th Invasion
Nov. 24th, 2011 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moemoetentacles[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass. Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]
Take that! You won't fool me this time!
[Squid Girl is at the window, tentacles waving menacingly through the air as she shakes her fist at her ancient rival from the previous year. This time she got the jump on it.]
Take that! You won't fool me this time!
[Squid Girl is at the window, tentacles waving menacingly through the air as she shakes her fist at her ancient rival from the previous year. This time she got the jump on it.]
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Date: 2011-11-24 10:00 pm (UTC)Cereal for Thanksgiving. It's about par for the course for him.]
...You could have just chucked it in the garbage. I'm not fixing that window, by the way, fuck that.
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Date: 2011-11-24 10:33 pm (UTC)The fuck?
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Date: 2011-11-24 10:34 pm (UTC)[POINTING ACCUSINGLY AT THE BIRD]
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Date: 2011-11-24 10:35 pm (UTC)[Two of her tentacles shoot out to grab the turkey, slamming it repeatedly into the ground as giblets and stuffing and whatnot flies around the yard.]
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Date: 2011-11-24 10:37 pm (UTC)[Two more tentacles shoot out, and now there's four of them basically drawing and quartering this thing.]
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Date: 2011-11-24 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-24 10:48 pm (UTC)But what's got you so spooked?
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Date: 2011-11-24 10:49 pm (UTC)If it's gonna attack someone, you realize it can still drag its roasted ass back into the house from the lawn, right? You didn't exactly throw it far.
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Date: 2011-11-25 04:45 am (UTC)he's on his way home from his morning patrol when he hears the sound of glass exploding followed by a sharp whoosh of air as something big sails through the air right at him. the cigarette he's currently in the process of smoking drops from his lips, and he wastes no time with grabbing for his neutrona wand, taking aim, and firing at the evil, otherworldly -
...turkey?
uh oh.
stuffed with all the trimmings, but the look and smell of it. that's what splatters him and his clothes when the bird disintegrates, but surprisingly -]
...Delicious.
[it tastes great!]
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Date: 2011-11-25 04:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-25 06:26 am (UTC)[Not sure how to react to a turkey flying out a window. Sucks for whoever has to replace that.]
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