4th Invasion
Nov. 25th, 2010 11:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moemoetentacles[Hey there, Mayfield. This idiot still doesn't know what a telephone is, but it doesn't matter, because it seems to have been knocked off the hook during her epic battle with the turkey that got delivered to her door today.]
"W-what are you doing? Get away!"
[There are several screams, and then the sound of silverware clattering to the ground and dishes breaking.]
"I've got a knife! I'll use it, I swear!"
[More struggling and knocking over of furniture. Probably more than is strictly necessary for someone to beat up a suddenly animated turkey that can't even see what it's doing. But then again, it's fighting one of Mayfield's biggest idiots.]
"Aaaaaahhhh! Get off, get off, get off!"
[At this point, there are vague noises that sound like something halfway between choking and vomiting.]
"...Crap! I forgot that doesn't work here!"
[A few minutes more of rolling around on the floor, accompanied by sounds of a physical struggle. Eventually, there is only heavy breathing.]
"Hah... victory! That'll teach you to mess with me!"
"W-what are you doing? Get away!"
[There are several screams, and then the sound of silverware clattering to the ground and dishes breaking.]
"I've got a knife! I'll use it, I swear!"
[More struggling and knocking over of furniture. Probably more than is strictly necessary for someone to beat up a suddenly animated turkey that can't even see what it's doing. But then again, it's fighting one of Mayfield's biggest idiots.]
"Aaaaaahhhh! Get off, get off, get off!"
[At this point, there are vague noises that sound like something halfway between choking and vomiting.]
"...Crap! I forgot that doesn't work here!"
[A few minutes more of rolling around on the floor, accompanied by sounds of a physical struggle. Eventually, there is only heavy breathing.]
"Hah... victory! That'll teach you to mess with me!"
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