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Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2010-11-30 04:42 pm
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5th Invasion

[Hey look, a certain denizen of the ocean finally figured out how to use the telephone after almost an entire month of living in Mayfield!  Squid Girl's voice comes ringing over the lines loud and clear, and also completely unfiltered.  Hey, let's not ask for miracles, okay?  It's amazing she even made it this far on her own.  Anyway, she's excited as heck, and about to make a huge announcement.]

"Attention, people of Mayfield!  This is Squid Girl speaking!  I am pleased to announce that I have just formed an unofficial alliance with the nation of Taiwan - it's called the Squid Girl-Taiwanese Unofficial Alliance!  I've also been informed that there's no ocean here to pollute, so I've decided to protect whatever water there is in Mayfield, starting with that pond in the park!  If you pollute it, you'll have to answer to both me and my new ally!  And if anyone messes with one of us, you'll now have to fight us both!  So do the smart thing and give up now - there's no way you'll be able to resist our combined powers!"

[At this point, there's a few seconds of silence.  She's trying to think of something cool to say to wrap this thing up.]

"...That is all!"

[Totally nailed it.]
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[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do people keep asking me that?

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"It sounds like a nickname."

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry, didn't mean to offend you. So do you have a nickname?"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This one kid calls me Ika-chan, so I guess you can use that if you want.

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, uh, okay. Ika-chan sounds a bit better than Squid Girl is all.

For a moment I almost thought you were a squid person."

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Like, do you have a squid for a head or something?"

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, do you have tentacles for legs?"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No, they're attached to my head.

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like Medusa?

Wait, those are snakes."

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a story about a woman so ugly she turned people to stone. Also had snakes for hair or something."

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Well, I'm not ugly, so you don't have to worry about that!

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"That's good. Though I don't know how creepy head tentacles might be."

Sadly an animal person, even squid, is probably the most normal strange thing Aaron can comprehend

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, okay.

Do you sink ships?"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I can't do something like that on my own!

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh.

Quick question, did you come from Earth?"

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm from the ocean! Why?

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you change from person to squid?"
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