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[Hey look, a certain denizen of the ocean finally figured out how to use the telephone after almost an entire month of living in Mayfield!  Squid Girl's voice comes ringing over the lines loud and clear, and also completely unfiltered.  Hey, let's not ask for miracles, okay?  It's amazing she even made it this far on her own.  Anyway, she's excited as heck, and about to make a huge announcement.]

"Attention, people of Mayfield!  This is Squid Girl speaking!  I am pleased to announce that I have just formed an unofficial alliance with the nation of Taiwan - it's called the Squid Girl-Taiwanese Unofficial Alliance!  I've also been informed that there's no ocean here to pollute, so I've decided to protect whatever water there is in Mayfield, starting with that pond in the park!  If you pollute it, you'll have to answer to both me and my new ally!  And if anyone messes with one of us, you'll now have to fight us both!  So do the smart thing and give up now - there's no way you'll be able to resist our combined powers!"

[At this point, there's a few seconds of silence.  She's trying to think of something cool to say to wrap this thing up.]

"...That is all!"

[Totally nailed it.]

Date: 2010-12-04 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Oh. But isn't the lake fresh water?"

Date: 2010-12-04 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"But... don't squids live in salt water?"

Date: 2010-12-04 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"...

Do you die if you swim in fresh water?"

Date: 2010-12-04 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Is that because you are a girl and not just a squid or do squids from your world not die in fresh water?"

Date: 2010-12-04 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Oh.

Uh. Okay, well so long as you don't die I guess."

Date: 2010-12-04 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
It'll take a lot more than some stupid pond water to kill me!

Date: 2010-12-05 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"That's good. It would suck to die that easy."

Date: 2010-12-05 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Yup! Nothing to worry about! I'll be fine!

Date: 2010-12-05 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Good. If you run into trouble give me a call or something. There are bad people out there and I'll see what I can do."

[[Which probably meant helping you run and hide, but he was trying to be helpful for the little kid.]]

Date: 2010-12-05 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
I don't need a human to save me from anything, but you can be my subordinate if you want.

Date: 2010-12-05 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Yep, my loss. Got it."

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