7th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Today after school, Squid Girl can be found bustling about in the front yard of 452 Stone Street.  She's got the hose out, and is diligently spraying jets of water at the front door of the house.  Every so often, she fills up a nearby bucket and throws the water at one of the windows.]

"C'mon, freeze!  What am I doing wrong!"

Comments

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

If you really want one, you'll have to freeze the water into blocks first and then stack them in front of your house. If you just let the water drip as it freezes, you'll only get icicles.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But then couldn't someone just move the blocks away?

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

True, or they could be knocked down.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't be a very good defense at all, then.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't, but even if you did find a block of ice large enough to put in front of your house, it'll only be useful until it began to melt.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So my idea won't work?

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Probably not. Are you that concerned about someone breaking into your house?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You have to be ready for anything!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Of course, but is that a common occurrence here?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah! A turkey tried to kill me a few weeks ago!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Hm, I didn't know this place had any wild turkeys. But I have heard they can be quite vicious.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, this one was dead.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

A dead turkey attacked you. How?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

With a knife.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

I have never heard of anything like that happening before.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was pretty weird!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm sure a zombie turkey would be.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I defeated it, though!

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Was there only one?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just the one.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear, I suppose.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Something like that is nothing! I'm definitely stronger than surface creatures.

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

I suppose so.

What is your name?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[And now she looks irritated.]

"Nevermind what my name is."

[time-shattered.livejournal.com]

Hm? I apologize, that may have been too forward of me.