8th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

Hey!  What was that weird music just now all about?  Is that part of Christmas?  Does it mean I'm getting more presents like that teleporter machine Santa gave me last week?

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[naicha]

Yeah.

... Um, be careful this Christmas, okay? There's not a lot going on right now, but that song on the radio a while ago was really creepy. They say bad things are going to happen...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Are turkeys going to attack me again? 'Cause this time I'll be ready for them!

[naicha]

Turkeys aren't part of Christmas, last I heard, so you don't have to worry about that!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What do you think is gonna happen?

[naicha]

Reindeer monsters.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

How do we beat them? Maybe I should dig more pit traps!

[naicha]

What if they attack from above?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then we throw stuff at them!

[naicha]

I'll borrow Japan's sword, too! _{[ she means borrow... without permission. stealing is too harsh, it makes her sound like she's a bad guy! ]}

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

They won't stand a chance against us!

[naicha]

If we make them real nice, they might tell us where they hid Santa.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

They hid Santa?

[naicha]

The bad guys always hide their victims in their secret lair!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But he just gave me that snowglobe! How did they get him so fast?

[naicha]

You can't underestimate the enemy.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

We'll have to hit them back fast and hard.

[naicha]

--wait! I just remembered something.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What is it?

[naicha]

They said Santa was the real bad guy.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But he gave me free stuff!

[naicha]

It's just a rumor, so you don't have to worry about it.

_{... Still...}

It'll be best to keep your guard up!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

If they've brainwashed Santa, then I've got no choice but to beat him up too!

[naicha]

In that state?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Huh? What do you mean?