8th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

Hey!  What was that weird music just now all about?  Is that part of Christmas?  Does it mean I'm getting more presents like that teleporter machine Santa gave me last week?

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[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

....Ah. [ S-SO DISSAPOINTED ] ....I am almost afraid to ask what it actually is...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Fine, then I won't tell you!"

[Now she's gonna pretend it's something awesome.]

"It's even better than a teleporter anyway!"

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

S-something better than a teleporter?! ...C-could it be...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's exactly what you're thinking of!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Impossible! Squid girl-san can read minds?!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Of course I can! Something like that is easy for me!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

H-how can this be?! T-then, all this time... she has been aware of my hidden, deep dark secret thoughts?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

All of them.

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ SILENCE OF UTTER DESPAIR ]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[LAUGHTER OF VICTORY]

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ hear that sound? SOMEONE JUST FAINTED AND DROPPED THE PHONE.... ]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Victory! She hangs up. This will be some awesome leverage later on down the line.]

is it okay if someone threadjacks this? ;u;

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ remains

on the floor

someone help him..... FIND HIM LYING THERE NEXT TO THE PHONE OR SOMETHING ]

sure - if you need her to jump back into the thread, PM me as I'm about to be in a car for 5 hours

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[has wandered away to watch cartoons]

/THREADJACKS

[naicha]

<sub>[ yes squid girl go watch cartoons ;u;

OH

OH MY GOD JAPAN IS ON THE FLOOR

DROPS EVERYTHING and runs to his side

violently shaking him ]</sub>

Japan! Japan! What happened? Was it about the seacats? Did they tell you about EP7?

L M A O I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ slowly... opens eyes... just a bit ] T-taiwan....san.....

[naicha]

_{[ takes his hand ]} It's alright, I'm here now. No one deserves to be spoiled like that.

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

A-ah... no... it was..... something far, far worse....!

[naicha]

Worse than that!? _{[ holds tighter ]} What is it? Is there anything I can do to help?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

A breach of national security.... a violation of my privacy...! How cruel...

[naicha]

Did they steal your doujinshi? I told you to hide those better! Should I get them back for you? I'll beat them up real good!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ shakes head ] But I thank you, Taiwan-san... I greatly appreciate your consideration... [ he coughs and sits up ]

...Ah, what a shock that was. I am far too old for such things.

[naicha]

You're not that old. _{[ yes he is ]}

But I think you should rest. At this rate, you'll get a heart attack. Then you'll die.