1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

A truly affluent position befitting one destined to conquer this world.

You may be my pet.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't have to wear a collar, do I?

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, of course not.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

And if I become your pet, people will adore me and think I'm cute, right?

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

Of course! Without a doubt.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then I don't mind at all!

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear! I am glad to have you, then.

Do you have any special abilities or tricks?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[And now you just get this face. She tried those earlier, and they didn't work.]

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. You wouldn't have those yet, I suppose. All in good time!

For now, simply being adorable will suffice.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm good at that! Way cuter than puppies, even!

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

Hm... puppies, yes. But you'll have to work hard to be cuter than bunnies.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What are bunnies? I don't even know, but I'll be cuter than all of them!

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit! It'll be hard work, but I'm confident that you can do it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Nothing is impossible for me!

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

What commendable spirit! It's good to see I have such a reliable pet.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Of course! Leave it to me!

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

Very well, I'll leave everything to you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I can definitely do it!"

[And thus did Squid Girl acquire a lazy lieutenant who probably won't help with anything at all. EPIC SUCCESS.]