1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Wow... overlords from the sea. ☠☠☠☠ original kid.

Also you're in the wrong ☠☠☠☠ place for this.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? This is the surface, isn't it?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It might be space. It's ☠☠☠☠ Mayfield.

I don't even think there is an ocean anywhere around here. So your ☠☠☠☠ kid.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No ocean?! But where will the reinforcements come from?

[teh-sword.livejournal.com]

[]

Excuse me?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You heard me! Bow before your new master!

[teh-sword.livejournal.com]

...you?

[bestwishes]

... What?

[You have just earned a blank stare from this passing Pokémon Trainer.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Do you have water in your ears? I said I'm going to invade!

[bestwishes]

Invade Mayfield? I mean, I guess you can try but...

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

Oh, impressive.

So what precisely must I do to receive this preferential treatment?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

All you have to do is submit to me as your future ruler!

[help-me-eirin.livejournal.com]

But what does submitting entail? I've never submit to someone as my future ruler before.

[mymic.livejournal.com]

Messenger of the sea, hm?

_{[...it's hard not to laugh.]}

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You're right to be in awe of my power!

[mymic.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, of course. I'm absolutely terrified, even.

[rescue-siren.livejournal.com]

[Future overlord, Conquering civilization - that sounds a little too familiar.]

That's a rather ambitious goal, don't you think?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

This is only the first step! I managed to subdue the humans living in this house in a matter of hours - if I continue on at this pace, the invasion will be over before humanity even knows it's started!

[rescue-siren.livejournal.com]

The drones aren't quite like regular people; they already seem to be under someone else's control.

But more importantly, why is it that you want to invade?

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

[A raven has just landed on the roof of the porch and is poking her head down over the edge to stare.]

Unyu?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh? And what might this creature be?

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

[A hell raven!

...though unless Squid also speaks animal she will only hear a few entirely unintelligible caws.]

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

Messenger of the sea? [Misty was totally pinged.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

And your future overlord!

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

... Well, I doubt the 'future overlord' part, but if you're the messenger of the sea like you say, that must be amazing!