18th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not dissuaded our champions of ecological responsibility on this fine spring day, and so they can be found going around town all day long enthusiastically handing out and hanging up flyers all over town.

Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup.  It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!' (shamelessly yanked from Yana's previous posts about this).  Some of Taiwan's flyers also have pictures of Squid Girl in her Cure Marine costume accompanied by a cute little lobster sidekick with a pink bow.

Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]

Here!  Take one of these flyers!  They're for ocean awareness!

((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing.  We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through!  For maximum lulz potential.))

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[crescented.livejournal.com]

[WELL THIS IS RATHER ATTENTION-GRABBING so Turkey strolls on up. Taking one of the flyers and glancing it over quickly before focusing back on the two of them.]

'S wrong with the ocean?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

The humans have been polluting it!

[crescented.livejournal.com]

Ahh, really? News to me.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's the whole problem! Nobody even pays attention! Humans only think about themselves!

[crescented.livejournal.com]

So what's the plan?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

To... get everyone to stop dumping stuff in the ocean.

[crescented.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'n how're ya gonna get that done?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

By enslaving all of the humans and making them clean up their mess!

[crescented.livejournal.com]

[this gets a laugh from him]

Really now! Pretty lofty goal, there...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I already have a diplomatic alliance with Taiwan and everything!

[naicha]

<sub>[ haha, shit

waves her hands in little circles ]</sub> Ah, we're not really going to enslave anyone, though!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Only if they don't listen, right?

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[naicha]

People keep polluting and overfishing, _{[ dramatically points at! ]} that's why we're here to inform the public about these atrocities-

[naicha]

-hey.

_{[ Tilts her head to one side, then the other as she looks at the man. Where has she seen him before? ]}

You're one of Japan's friends...

[crescented.livejournal.com]

[Just lets her finish, his smirk widening before she mentions Japan. The second person to mention him.]

More like his best friend! 'S he here?!

[naicha]

Yep! He lives with me! _{[ She has a little trouble with it, but she takes the head of her mascot costume off. ]}

[crescented.livejournal.com]

[he watches, amused]

'N who're you? Don't think we've met...

[naicha]

Taiwan! I'm his younger sister.

_{[ She stands there for a moment and it looks like she's spacing out until- ]}... ah! I forgot who you were!

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[crescented.livejournal.com]

Forgot-- ?!

[crescented.livejournal.com]

[KIDS THESE DAYS]

'M the Ottoman Empire! Or Turkey, if ya prefer - [since everyone wants to remind him that he's in decline or something]

'S my pleasure.

[His grin returns.]

[naicha]

Ooh, that guy! Haha, it's nice to meet you, Turkey! <sub>[ She takes his hand and shakes it enthusiastically - her strength is like Hungary's. ]

This isn't a very nice place to meet, though... Did you arrive recently?</sub>

[crescented.livejournal.com]

[Accepting the shake, then:]

Yesterday! This place kinda defies logic, eh?

[naicha]

It defies a lot of things! Like moral ethics and the Geneva convention!

[crescented.livejournal.com]

When'd ya get here, then?

[naicha]

Last November. I was just sleeping in my apartment in Taipei, you know, and the next day, I woke up here!