18th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not dissuaded our champions of ecological responsibility on this fine spring day, and so they can be found going around town all day long enthusiastically handing out and hanging up flyers all over town.

Squid Girl is dressed up in a magical girl costume rather reminiscent of something out of Pretty Cure, and Taiwan is wearing this charming pink getup.  It's also really easy to tell which flyers were drawn by which of them, as half of them are just derpy-looking crayon drawings of squid, lobster, and crabs with big goofy looking googly eyes and smiles, and the other half have well-drawn pictures of moe-looking anthropomorphic sea life with cute Engrish slogans like 'Protect Environments Love,' 'Let's Cleaning! Fight!' or 'Yes! Save Water Creature!' (shamelessly yanked from Yana's previous posts about this).  Some of Taiwan's flyers also have pictures of Squid Girl in her Cure Marine costume accompanied by a cute little lobster sidekick with a pink bow.

Whether you're talking to Squid Girl or Taiwan, they'll probably just shove a flyer in your face and say something like this:]

Here!  Take one of these flyers!  They're for ocean awareness!

((OOC: There will be no particular posting order for responses, just to keep things flowing.  We'll each just tag whatever, and if you're having a conversation with one of them, the other might threadjack in halfway through!  For maximum lulz potential.))

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but...

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Oh...."

[She looks slightly disappointed]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But people should still care about keeping it clean!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I agree. I just wish there was an ocean here."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Me too.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"If you get a movie about it though, maybe Omoikane can play it. I finally set him up at home and am running some things tonight."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What's Omoikane?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"A super computer."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Are you some kind of scientist or something?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Back home I was the captain of a space ship."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So you're an alien?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"No, I'm a citizen of Peaceland and Japan. Just from the future it seems."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Peaceland? That sounds made up.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I know, its a very stupid name."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

They should rename it to something better. Like Shrimpland.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"There's not a shrimping industry there though. It was an amusement park that bouth half of a country and declared itself a country."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You can do that?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"If you have enough money."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

How much do you need?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Enough to pay off that country's national debt."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So, like... ten thousand yen?

[That's a lot of money for her!]

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"More than that. I think Peaceland cost 4.8 Trillion dollars US."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[S-STUNNED]

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[deadpan stare]

"I know Peaceland was also involved in a massive campaign to clean the beaches and sea around it, because most of its money came from tourism, and who wants to swim in a disgusting sea. I would have to ask the king for more details though and, currently I can't."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

W-well, maybe I could form a diplomatic alliance with him!