20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of Mayfield!  I know you're probably all still busy beating each other up and everything, but I have something way more important to talk about!  Luna went home today, and her drone is really stupid and boring, so I've decided to hold tryouts for a new big sister.  You have to be willing to take orders from me, and your duties will include the following: preparing saltwater baths, buying and cooking shrimp and lobster, and fighting sharks.  Benefits include being spared from the invasion when I conquer the world for oceankind, since I'll need some good servants to do things for me anyway.  Call me back if you're interested, okay!

((ETA: Tagbacks will come a little later this evening~))

Comments

[omg-firetrucks.livejournal.com]

You must have some supernatural powers than! Squids can't breathe on land normally right?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Most of them can't. I'm just special.

[omg-firetrucks.livejournal.com]

Thats amazing, you're the first fish I've met who can walk and breathe on land!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am pretty incredible.