20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of Mayfield!  I know you're probably all still busy beating each other up and everything, but I have something way more important to talk about!  Luna went home today, and her drone is really stupid and boring, so I've decided to hold tryouts for a new big sister.  You have to be willing to take orders from me, and your duties will include the following: preparing saltwater baths, buying and cooking shrimp and lobster, and fighting sharks.  Benefits include being spared from the invasion when I conquer the world for oceankind, since I'll need some good servants to do things for me anyway.  Call me back if you're interested, okay!

((ETA: Tagbacks will come a little later this evening~))

Comments

[Phone]

[omg-firetrucks.livejournal.com]

F-fight sharks? Those can kill people though!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's why I need protection from them!

[omg-firetrucks.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's an ocean near here though. U-um sharks live in the ocean right?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah! They're my natural enemies!

phone

[dolosa.livejournal.com]

I- I don't know about fighting sharks, but I can do the rest...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that'll work too.

[dolosa.livejournal.com]

Really...?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

We can work on that part.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... that's not a big sister, that's a servant...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

There's a difference?

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... yes...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I thought a sister was just someone you can always get to do stuff for you.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you're strong enough to order people around like that.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I am if they listen to me!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I guess that means you're a bad guy.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No it doesn't!

[beheadthe-truth.livejournal.com]

Oi. I don't think this is the time to make a call like that. Wait until later to hold your try-outs or whatever.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's the perfect time! It's not my fault you humans are all so violent.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey!

As a shark guy, I take offense to that remark.

Plus sharks are endangered.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's okay, you don't count since you're on my side.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Alright. I guess that's cool.

But I'm having a good chunk of that shrimp/lobster.

Especially deep fried!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's better if it's raw. Or in fried rice.

[mansfirsttrap.livejournal.com]

... so simply speaking, you're planning to become an 'evil dictating overlord'... yes?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What? No! I'm not evil!

[mansfirsttrap.livejournal.com]

Isn't the threat of invasion and using the supposed older sister as a servant of sorts considered as such? Unless there is something specifically different about what I'm thinking and what you are thinking.